Some mornings just bite...
I woke up this morning with constipation. Oh, I had a movement. Just not a very pleasant one. About ripped me to shreds... "my ass feels like it's been assaulted".
However, my neck felt wonderful. Almost no pain at all. That ended as soon as the hospital got done with me. Poking those damn things into my neck... hurt like a mother fuck. Then I decided to eat breakfast in their cafeteria... It was ok... until I start to drive home. Then all of a sudden I gotta go again, "and not like before"... no accidents. But as soon as I sat down... "Blast Off". My poor rear was in such a state of shock, my penis forgot to pee. I'm walking around the house and all of a sudden. I gotta go to the bathroom again... I'm thinking: What the hell, I just went... "That was no.2, this was no.1"
I'm taking Vicodin today, fuck that tylenol shit.
My partner at work will be happy to hear this. She said I was a little moody yesterday... she'd be even happier if I shared one with her. :-)
Some mornings just bite...
I woke up this morning with constipation. Oh, I had a movement. Just not a very pleasant one. About ripped me to shreds... "my ass feels like it's been assaulted".
However, my neck felt wonderful. Almost no pain at all. That ended as soon as the hospital got done with me. Poking those damn things into my neck... hurt like a mother fuck. Then I decided to eat breakfast in their cafeteria... It was ok... until I start to drive home. Then all of a sudden I gotta go again, "and not like before"... no accidents. But as soon as I sat down... "Blast Off". My poor rear was in such a state of shock, my penis forgot to pee. I'm walking around the house and all of a sudden. I gotta go to the bathroom again... I'm thinking: What the hell, I just went... "That was no.2, this was no.1"
I'm taking Vicodin today, fuck that tylenol shit.
My partner at work will be happy to hear this. She said I was a little moody yesterday... she'd be even happier if I shared one with her. :-)