The Bluth Family vs Dunder Mifflin Scranton

Las Vegas NV- Business Expo

 

A raffle drawing for all businesses present as just taken place. The winners are now being announced...

 

"And the winner of the Raffle for a catered country club lunch is (Drum rol) DUNDER MIFFLIN SCRANTON!"

 

Cheesy music plays while Michael Scott jumps up and does a ridiculous celebratory dance while Dwight Schrute stands behind him waiting for a high five that will never come. Jim Halpert stares at the camera and walks away.

 

Meanwhile, Lucille Bluth turns to her husband George Sr...

 

"You told me we were a shoe in! Did your boys not rig it?"

 

Michael, their son, speaks up, "Rig it? Seriously, I'm surrounded by people that never learn," He shakes his head, "I don't want my son involved with this."

 

G.O.B. stands up and challenges the ruling, "I object! Dinder Mufflin... Cheated" He Shouts, when in fact, the Bluth Company had been the ones cheating. As usual. "I demand a re-draw!"

 

Kevin Malone begins to look worried, as the threat of free food fizzles away. Dwight looks G.O.B. dead in the eye, "A Re Draw is completely illogical. Dunder Mifflin won this match. Accept your failure with an ounce of pride and dignity, fiend!"

 

He steps back quickly as lighter fluid and a dead dove shoot from G.O.B.'s sleeve straight into his face.

 

"These things never go off when you want them to." G.O.B. stares at his sleeve.

 

Dwight recovers and double punches G.O.B.'s gut.

 

The fray begins... Bluths and Dunder Mifflin Employees dive at each other like panthers...

 

Combatants: (Anyone who knows these shows also knows that there are certain people that would not get involved)

 

Bluth:

George Sr.

Lucille

G.O.B.

Lindsay

Tobias

Buster (Looking to get punched in the face)

Oscar Bluth

 

Dunder Mifflin:

Michael Scott

Dwight

Andy

Kevin (For the food)

Creed (Not fully understanding what is happening)

Meredith (Drunk)

Angela (Just plain mean)

 

Not involved:

Bluth Family:

Michael

George Michael

Maeby

 

Dunder Mifflin

Jim

Pam

Stanley (Doing a Crossword)

Phyllis

Toby (Trying to break it up)

Ryan

Kelly

Kelly (Erin)

Oscar

 

Which feisty group comes out on top?

 

 

Done