Get a walking stick...

...or something, she said and smiled.

 

"Wear this perfume, and you´ll be irresistable, trust me. You need the stick to fend off other women approaching you, on the tram, on the street...everywhere."

 

I like it, a lot. Smells great, and it was a wonderful present from her.

 

Haven´t got a stick though.

No need for it.

 

I only wear the perfume at home...

 

 

Done