auto portret

"I am a modern woman. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-post-post-feminist, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. Linked and downloaded, inputted and outsourced. I’m a high-tech low-life. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. Tireless and wireless. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. I’m motivated, gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"**

**George Carlin's Modern Man [Modified]

 

 

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