The Oldest Swinger In Town

When the barber takes a little less time each week,

The kids dont understand a word you speak,

When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,

You're the oldest swinger in town.

 

When you prefer a pint of scrumpy to Bacardi and Coke,

The music's too loud and there's too much smoke.

You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll have a stroke,

You're the oldest swinger in town.

 

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,

Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut.

And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,

You're the oldest swinger in town.

 

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,

Your Ray-Ban shades and nine inch heels.

They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,

You're the oldest swinger in town.

 

- Fred Wedlock

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