Attention - HTT
Boy, they said the new recruits were big, but...
Anyway, you still have a lot to learn. When I say “Attention” that means legs together and arms at your sides. Who taught you to hold your arms straight out like that? You will be too tired to hold them up in about 5 minutes. Another thing (can you hear me down there at the end of the line?) when I say “fall in” that means next to each other. They way you are lined up now, you are even taking social distancing too far. If I didn’t have this bullhorn I’m sure those of you lined up in the next county wouldn’t even hear me. I am glad that you thought to tether the fellas on the end with those wires so they can’t get lost or wander off though.
Okay, now we are going to do this over and over again until we get it right. Fall out!
Attention - HTT
Boy, they said the new recruits were big, but...
Anyway, you still have a lot to learn. When I say “Attention” that means legs together and arms at your sides. Who taught you to hold your arms straight out like that? You will be too tired to hold them up in about 5 minutes. Another thing (can you hear me down there at the end of the line?) when I say “fall in” that means next to each other. They way you are lined up now, you are even taking social distancing too far. If I didn’t have this bullhorn I’m sure those of you lined up in the next county wouldn’t even hear me. I am glad that you thought to tether the fellas on the end with those wires so they can’t get lost or wander off though.
Okay, now we are going to do this over and over again until we get it right. Fall out!