Rogue Wave?
So Captain, you are telling me that a rogue wave just tossed us up on shore like this? I thought it was because you were coming into the dock just a tad too fast. You ripped the bottom and the front of the boat apart when you struck the shore. If you look behind us, you will see the furrow the motor made in the field.
Didn’t you see the marina people waving and shouting at you to slow down? I have half a notion to report you to the proper authorities. And... if I knew who the proper authorities were, I would do just that.
I will tell you right now that I am not paying for this fishing trip. Texting and boating is very dangerous. Also, you owe me for my designer sun hat that flew off into the water. Call me a taxi now!
Rogue Wave?
So Captain, you are telling me that a rogue wave just tossed us up on shore like this? I thought it was because you were coming into the dock just a tad too fast. You ripped the bottom and the front of the boat apart when you struck the shore. If you look behind us, you will see the furrow the motor made in the field.
Didn’t you see the marina people waving and shouting at you to slow down? I have half a notion to report you to the proper authorities. And... if I knew who the proper authorities were, I would do just that.
I will tell you right now that I am not paying for this fishing trip. Texting and boating is very dangerous. Also, you owe me for my designer sun hat that flew off into the water. Call me a taxi now!