Please forgive me comrades!

I admit it freely. I have purchased this decedent capitalist camera. I ask you to allow me to keep it. So far, I have not strayed from polices and directives of the Central Committee. I have needed a wider range of shutter speeds and flash synchronization. I promise to take what ever punishment you see fit. But please!PLEASE!! Let me keep the camera. Please note that it is under the supervision of a fine Proletarian product the Industar-22.

Done