Pip (Philip)
The Spider-Pip #1 (2/6)
Later after school…
While hanging with my friends is the highlight of my “normal” life the real best part of the day is when I get to hit the streets as the one and only Spectacular Spider-Pip! Well, amazing might be a better word, but I digress. I actually haven’t dealt with too much Supervillain activity lately, just the normal robber stuff.
-Suddenly an alarm begins to blare-
Speaking of…
Hello, what have we here? Alex? Again? I guess he didn’t learn the last ten times I beat him. Oh well, “It’s a living”. Except I’m not even getting paid...
Alex O’ Hirn: “Talk about a Big Score! The only thing that can stop me now is-”
“You just had to say it didn’t you? You and your big mouth.”
Alex O’ Hirn: “Are you kidding me?”
Spider-Pip: “Me, kid? Never.”
Alex: “How do you always know? You got some kind of… Spider-sense?”
Spider-Pip: “Well, I prefer Pip-Sense. But that works too. Now do you think you could make this easier on the both of us and come willingly?”
Alex: “Nuh-uh! No way I’m letting you bring me back to the clink another time!”
-Alex throws a punch at Spider-Pip which he easily dodges-
Spider-Pip: “Uh, one: Who calls it “The Clink“ these days? Two: I have brought you there a lot haven’t I? Do I at least get frequent fighter points?”
-Alex keeps swinging at Spider-Pip while he continues to dodge and side-step-
I know I’m just prolonging the inevitable here, but I’ve got to get my kicks some how.
-Phil’s phone starts to ring *https://youtu.be/di1Y6kD-Pdk*-
Great, that’s probably Aunt May wondering where I am.
-He checks the caller ID-
The Bugle? Why are they... Does this mean I got the job?
-Without stopping the “fight” with Alex, he answers the phone-
Alex: “Seriously?!”
Spider-Pip: “Not now, the grown-ups are talking. Hello?”
Caller: “Hello, is this Phil Parker?”
Spider-Pip: “Uh, yeah. Is this about the job?”
Jameson (In the background of the call): “Tell the kid I want an interview! ASAP!”
Caller: “Yes sir. We would like you to come down for an interview right away. Does that work for you?”
Spider-Pip: “Yeah, thanks! I just need wrap something up.”
Quite literally.
Alex (Who is hanging upside-down from a lamppost): “Why do ya’ gotta’ do this every time?!”
Spider-Pip: “Because you look so adorable when your dangling helplessly.”
Alex: “Ah, someday I’m gonna’ have special powers just like you! And when I do I’m gonna’ squash you like the bug you are!”
Spider-Pip: “Like I haven’t heard that one before. Hey, when you get these powers, why don’t you get some more original material while you’re at it.”
-Spider-Pip swings away just as the cops pull up-
I used to leave a little note with all the bad guys I caught. It would say: “From your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Pip!” I mean, that is pretty cute and all, but it got annoying to carry to a pencil without having any pockets. Besides, I think the webbing kind of gives it away anyway..
The Spider-Pip #1 (2/6)
Later after school…
While hanging with my friends is the highlight of my “normal” life the real best part of the day is when I get to hit the streets as the one and only Spectacular Spider-Pip! Well, amazing might be a better word, but I digress. I actually haven’t dealt with too much Supervillain activity lately, just the normal robber stuff.
-Suddenly an alarm begins to blare-
Speaking of…
Hello, what have we here? Alex? Again? I guess he didn’t learn the last ten times I beat him. Oh well, “It’s a living”. Except I’m not even getting paid...
Alex O’ Hirn: “Talk about a Big Score! The only thing that can stop me now is-”
“You just had to say it didn’t you? You and your big mouth.”
Alex O’ Hirn: “Are you kidding me?”
Spider-Pip: “Me, kid? Never.”
Alex: “How do you always know? You got some kind of… Spider-sense?”
Spider-Pip: “Well, I prefer Pip-Sense. But that works too. Now do you think you could make this easier on the both of us and come willingly?”
Alex: “Nuh-uh! No way I’m letting you bring me back to the clink another time!”
-Alex throws a punch at Spider-Pip which he easily dodges-
Spider-Pip: “Uh, one: Who calls it “The Clink“ these days? Two: I have brought you there a lot haven’t I? Do I at least get frequent fighter points?”
-Alex keeps swinging at Spider-Pip while he continues to dodge and side-step-
I know I’m just prolonging the inevitable here, but I’ve got to get my kicks some how.
-Phil’s phone starts to ring *https://youtu.be/di1Y6kD-Pdk*-
Great, that’s probably Aunt May wondering where I am.
-He checks the caller ID-
The Bugle? Why are they... Does this mean I got the job?
-Without stopping the “fight” with Alex, he answers the phone-
Alex: “Seriously?!”
Spider-Pip: “Not now, the grown-ups are talking. Hello?”
Caller: “Hello, is this Phil Parker?”
Spider-Pip: “Uh, yeah. Is this about the job?”
Jameson (In the background of the call): “Tell the kid I want an interview! ASAP!”
Caller: “Yes sir. We would like you to come down for an interview right away. Does that work for you?”
Spider-Pip: “Yeah, thanks! I just need wrap something up.”
Quite literally.
Alex (Who is hanging upside-down from a lamppost): “Why do ya’ gotta’ do this every time?!”
Spider-Pip: “Because you look so adorable when your dangling helplessly.”
Alex: “Ah, someday I’m gonna’ have special powers just like you! And when I do I’m gonna’ squash you like the bug you are!”
Spider-Pip: “Like I haven’t heard that one before. Hey, when you get these powers, why don’t you get some more original material while you’re at it.”
-Spider-Pip swings away just as the cops pull up-
I used to leave a little note with all the bad guys I caught. It would say: “From your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Pip!” I mean, that is pretty cute and all, but it got annoying to carry to a pencil without having any pockets. Besides, I think the webbing kind of gives it away anyway..