Illegal wha-?

- Good evening, I'm Tom Sanders. We interrupt this broadcast of SecondLifeNews on TV to bring you breaking news of a rave party incident! Our very own Sharon Bluefield is Live on the scene, let's go to her now for more details. Sharon?

 

 

 

- My hair? Good? Anything in my nose or teeth?

 

 

 

- (clears throat) Our apologies, dear viewers. Sharon seems to be having some technical difficulties with her in-ear microphone. Do we have her now? Sharon, can you hear me?

 

 

 

- Good evening, Tom. Yes, i can..

 

 

 

- Sharon, what can you tell us?

 

 

 

- Tom, I am in front of the recently opened STARBUTTS Cafe right now. Tonight, after several Karen reports went in, the local police had to be dispatched. In response, the police raided the compound, stopped the guests and perpetrators from terrorizing the neighborhood... Also Its being reported, that....

 

 

 

- Uhm... (looks at her papers) that the owners of the Cafe violated serious DMCA copyright regulations, also they are accused of illegal possession of military weapons, a large amount of drugs, and illicit money have also been found inside the owners office.. together with a bunch of wrapped up decomposing unidentified bodies. And even more disturbing, a whole underground level with a massive glass cage and an kidnapped and clearly confused and drugged up woman inside.

 

 

 

The Chief Inspector said, three main suspects were arrested, for dropping a super sexy party and hardcore beats, but also apparently, for having ties to a international human trafficking ring and using the Cafe as storefront for their operations.

 

 

 

- Thats all for now, Tom.. back to you! (longer break) ...you wanker.

 

 

 

- Cameraman.. Sharon, the mic is still on..

 

 

 

- Ah fuck..

Done