Creepy Nuggets

The creature hidden behind the tree eventually popped out, scaring the jeebers outta me. It noticed how startled I was.

"Oh, kind sir. My apologies. Do take this Snickers bar as a token of my humility and embarrassment."

 

"Well, ok. Just maybe don't sneak up on people outta the shadows of darkness, where nightmares are born."

 

"Good note. I appreciate that. I'll talk with ya later, man."

 

"Thanks for the Snickers."

 

But it was too late. The creature had already walked away.

Done