BaD clam chowder

Harriet: "Ok girls, today we're supposed to make clam chowder."

Sunny: "What's a clam?"

Celestine: "What's a chowder?"

Sunny: "Is it like a concha?"

Celestine: "I think you mean an empanada."

Harriet: "No, a chowder is a soup."

Celestine: "Like menudo?"

Sunny: "Does it have cow tongue like menudo? I really don't like cow tongue."

Harriet: "You know what? Let's go get some green chile cheeseburgers instead."

Done