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The Rubber Duccaneers
Have you heard of Captain Ducky and the Rubber Duccaneers?!
They may seem to have a bubbly disposition,
but I tell ya; they're sudding up the seven seas!
And aye, you may think they be cute; and that I'm all lathered up 'bout nothing, but hear me out.
You seen the foam that rolls upon shore? That their be doin! Their cannons fire freaking fizzy bath bombs!! Everything they do, turns the oceans into tub water.
You'll see'm sailing in a white alabaster flock of schooners.
They duck every shot fired, and ya can't sink em... cause they already be waterlogged!
A buncha tubs full of tubby wise quackers, whose squeaks and wheezes never cease.
Their victory is assured, and conditioner simple. 'Wash, rinse, and repeat.' They never throw in the towel, and fight ya till your skin's all pruney and wrinkled.
In the end, their battle cry will be the last thing ya hear before they lay ye down to rest.
"To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!"
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Build for the Pirate contest at Bricknerd.
The Rubber Duccaneers
Have you heard of Captain Ducky and the Rubber Duccaneers?!
They may seem to have a bubbly disposition,
but I tell ya; they're sudding up the seven seas!
And aye, you may think they be cute; and that I'm all lathered up 'bout nothing, but hear me out.
You seen the foam that rolls upon shore? That their be doin! Their cannons fire freaking fizzy bath bombs!! Everything they do, turns the oceans into tub water.
You'll see'm sailing in a white alabaster flock of schooners.
They duck every shot fired, and ya can't sink em... cause they already be waterlogged!
A buncha tubs full of tubby wise quackers, whose squeaks and wheezes never cease.
Their victory is assured, and conditioner simple. 'Wash, rinse, and repeat.' They never throw in the towel, and fight ya till your skin's all pruney and wrinkled.
In the end, their battle cry will be the last thing ya hear before they lay ye down to rest.
"To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!"
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Build for the Pirate contest at Bricknerd.