Here's your Sal-ad

Anytime you go out for dinner at a restaurant you will be asked this question "and would you like salad with that?" And to this question each time I have said no. Never in my life have I eaten a salad. There has been no amount of croutons, dressing, or cheese that has been able to change that fact about me. Anytime I try the first bite I take leads to gagging and regret. For some reason people become shocked if you say no to that dinner salad to. "What? You don't like salad? Really?? I thought you'd be someone who did!" I'm not quite sure why it's strange to not like salad or how someone could appear to be someone who enjoys it but it oddly makes me feel left out. It's something that is actually healthy to eat that seemingly everyone else enjoys but a select few like me. I tell myself, "Man, if I liked salad I'd probably be in such good shape. I'd eat it for lunch, a snack, dinner, it would be great." The people around me have convinced me that a healthy food that tastes good is an experience to be had that I wish I was in on. This leads to my desire that I wish I had the same taste for salad that everyone else has. Then when I was at dinner there would be no shock and I could show myself that I actually in fact won't eat it for lunch, snack, and dinner but like everyone else just talk like I do. I'll be able to experience a little taste of the superiority vegans get when not eating a pig, except mine will be not eating a cupcake.

Done