Lockdown

So day 3 of the U K official lockdown and as I sit in my toilet paper tent with my anti alian hat made out of baked nean tins , and my pyjamas with the logo written on it my other set have scooby doo on em I am wafted back to happier times when I could use the toilet at will and not have to learn karate to beat a 87 year old woman to the last tin of beans . and as we practice social distancing now more than ever I do wonder about Siamese twins that must be confusing as hell when they here rules like stand 2 meters apart , saying " yea I wish " again perspective for every agrophobic and introvert this must be like them pointing at us and saying naaaaaah see this is what my life feels like smug bastards

 

stay safe and be well love to world

 

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Uploaded on March 26, 2020