Oi !! Give Us A Lift Can Ya !!
Well here is Santa in a bit of a pickle , as we all know it seems this winter is a winter of Walk Outs by the workers in all manner of jobs . It turns out now that even the Reindeer have gone Trot About and are refusing to pull the sleigh this year - sub standard grub being dished up and having to work in severe cold all the time - they have just had enough !!
So the thing is Santa has to resort to desperate measures to do his annual parcel run - Light Bulb moment !!
He spots the empty Jumbo jet flying on an test flight after a maintenance overhaul , so off to hi-jack this plane just for the night , no pilot could turn down the Santa Run on the 24th - that will have to be a first !!
Santa explains to the pilot that there will be no wear and tear on the plane as the Reindeer Dust does all the heavy lifting and propulsion - you can even hover where needed when it is time to go down any chimneys . What may prove difficult is keeping the Jumbo invisible while hovering ( Oh for a cloaking device ) !!
There is one thing though , we do not want any incidents en-route , Santa featuring on an episode of ------------
Nat Geo's "Air Crash Investigation " is not going to be very good for his credibility !!
Oi !! Give Us A Lift Can Ya !!
Well here is Santa in a bit of a pickle , as we all know it seems this winter is a winter of Walk Outs by the workers in all manner of jobs . It turns out now that even the Reindeer have gone Trot About and are refusing to pull the sleigh this year - sub standard grub being dished up and having to work in severe cold all the time - they have just had enough !!
So the thing is Santa has to resort to desperate measures to do his annual parcel run - Light Bulb moment !!
He spots the empty Jumbo jet flying on an test flight after a maintenance overhaul , so off to hi-jack this plane just for the night , no pilot could turn down the Santa Run on the 24th - that will have to be a first !!
Santa explains to the pilot that there will be no wear and tear on the plane as the Reindeer Dust does all the heavy lifting and propulsion - you can even hover where needed when it is time to go down any chimneys . What may prove difficult is keeping the Jumbo invisible while hovering ( Oh for a cloaking device ) !!
There is one thing though , we do not want any incidents en-route , Santa featuring on an episode of ------------
Nat Geo's "Air Crash Investigation " is not going to be very good for his credibility !!