EMERGENCY ALERT

EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

PLEASE STAND BY

 

THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM (EAS)

HAS ISSUED A DISEASE X WARNING

FROM THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN

SPONSORED BY BILL GATES

 

PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY

AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

 

OUR LATEST GAIN-OF-FUNCTION

MAN-MADE VIRUS IS HERE

MASK UP, SOCIAL DISTANCE

GET THE NEW PHARMACEUTICAL

SELF-AMPLIFYING RNA VACCINE

PREPARE FOR LOCKDOWNS AND

OTHER AUTHORITARIAN MEASURES

SUCH AS VACCINE PASSPORTS

(DIGITAL IDs)

 

A LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULD DO:

DESPISE THE UNVACCINATED

DEMAND THEY LOSE THEIR JOBS

DEMAND SCHOOLS TO BE CLOSED

DEMAND SMALL BUSINESS CLOSURE

DEMAND ECONOMIC SHUTDOWN

REPORT YOUR NEIGHBOURS FOR

VIOLATING DISEASE X RESTRICTIONS

 

IF YOU GET THESE SYMPTOMS

SEE THE NEAREST DOCTOR:

ANXIETY, FEAR, DEPRESSION,

HYSTERIA, PSYCHOSIS, DELUSION,

SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BRAIN FOG,

HEART PROBLEMS, BLOOD CLOTS,

FATIGUE, NEUROLOGICAL ISSUES,

AND TURBO CANCERS

 

ONCE THE TRUCKER PROTEST STOPS

YOU WILL REALIZE THIS:

BIG BROTHER LOVES YOU

THE UNITED NATIONS LOVES YOU

BIG GOVERNMENT LOVES YOU

BIG PHARMA LOVES YOU

BIG MEDIA LOVES YOU

THE GESTAPO LOVES YOU

AND BLACKROCK LOVES YOU

 

YOU GOT FIRED AND ARE UNEMPLOYED

YOU LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

YOUR BANK ACCOUNT HAS BEEN FROZEN

YOU DON’T TRUST PEOPLE—THEY SUCK

YOU DON’T TRUST THE MEDICAL SYSTEM

THE POOR ARE POORER, THE RICH ARE RICHER

THE MIDDLE CLASS HAS BEEN SHRINKING

SMALL BUSINESSES HAVE BEEN SHRINKING

AND DON’T FORGET ALL THE EXCESS DEATHS

 

ISAIAH 47:11

DISASTER WILL OVERTAKE YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AVERT IT.

DESTRUCTION WILL FALL ON YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP IT.

CALAMITY WILL STRIKE YOU SUDDENLY,

BEFORE YOU RECOGNIZE IT.

 

Done