EMERGENCY ALERT

EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

PLEASE STAND BY

 

THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM (EAS)

HAS ISSUED A NUCLEAR STRIKE WARNING

FROM THE FEDERAL EMERGENCY

MANAGEMENT AGENCY (FEMA)

PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY

AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS

 

NUCLEAR MISSILES ARE HEADED

TOWARD THE FOLLOWING CITIES:

WASHINGTON, D.C., NEW YORK CITY,

CHICAGO, LOS ANGELES, SAN FRANCISCO,

DALLAS-FORT WORTH, MIAMI, PHILADELPHIA,

HOUSTON, LAS VEGAS, SALT LAKE CITY,

AND DENVER

 

A LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULD DO:

GO OUTSIDE TO ENJOY THE FIREWORKS

WEAR SUNGLASSES TO PROTECT YOUR EYES

PUT ON SUNSCREEN TO PROTECT YOUR SKIN

USE UMBRELLA TO PROTECT FROM FALLOUT

DRINK PLENTY OF WATER TO STAY HYDRATED

USE RADIO TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND PARTY

TAKE SELFIES AND POST TO SOCIAL MEDIA

 

IF YOU GET THESE SYMPTOM

SEE THE NEAREST DOCTOR:

NAUSEA, VOMITING, DIARRHEA,

HEADACHE, FEVER, DIZZINESS,

DISORIENTATION, WEAKNESS,

FATIGUE, HAIR LOSS,

AND LOW BLOOD PRESSURE

 

ONCE THE PARTY STOPS

YOU WILL REALIZE THIS:

FIRES BURN EVERYWHERE

EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED

YOUR POWER GRID IS GONE

YOU ARE DRY AND THIRSTY

YOU ARE HUNGRY AND SICK

YOUR AGRICULTURE IS DONE

YOUR ECONOMY HAS COLLAPSED

YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE IS RUINED

LAWLESSNESS HAS DESCENDED

IT IS A FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL

YOUR COUNTRY IS FINISHED

YOUR LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

YOU ENVY THE DEAD

 

ISAIAH 47:11

DISASTER WILL OVERTAKE YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AVERT IT.

DESTRUCTION WILL FALL ON YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP IT.

CALAMITY WILL STRIKE YOU SUDDENLY,

BEFORE YOU RECOGNIZE IT.

 

Done