EMERGENCY ALERT

EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM

PLEASE STAND BY

 

THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM (EAS)

HAS ISSUED AN ECONOMIC CRASH WARNING

FROM THE JEKYLL ISLAND FEDERAL RESERVE

 

PLEASE WATCH CAREFULLY

AS WE DESTROY THE SYSTEM

 

WE WILL PRINT MONOPOLY MONEY

WE WILL CAUSE INFLATION TO INCREASE

WE WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY

AND CAUSE A GLOBAL DEPRESSION

WE WILL INTRODUCE CBDCS

AND SOCIAL CREDIT SCORES

WE WILL PROGRAM THE CURRENCY

WE WILL CONTROL YOU MONKEYS

 

A LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULD DO:

YOU SHOULD BUY GOLD

YOU SHOULD BUY SILVER

YOU SHOULD STORE WATER

YOU SHOULD STORE FOOD

STORE EXTRA MEDICINE

STORE EXTRA UNDERWEAR

GET A GUN FOR DEFENSE

 

IF YOU LOSE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS

YOU WILL HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS:

NAUSEA, VOMITING, DIARRHEA,

HEADACHE, DIZZINESS, BRAIN FOG,

WEAKNESS, FATIGUE, DEPRESSION,

HAIR LOSS, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE,

AND A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

 

ONCE THE ROLLER COASTER STOPS

YOU WILL REALIZE THIS:

BANKS CLOSE THEIR DOORS

YOUR MONEY IS LOST

YOUR WAGES PLUMMET

UNEMPLOYMENT RISES

OLD AGE PENSIONS DONE

WELFARE CHECKS GONE

RIOTING IS EVERYWHERE

FIRES BURN IN THE STREETS

FOOD, GAS, AND NECESSITIES

ARE HARDER TO OBTAIN

HOMELESSNESS FOR MANY

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

YOU ARE NOW ENSLAVED

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

 

ISAIAH 47:11

DISASTER WILL OVERTAKE YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO AVERT IT.

DESTRUCTION WILL FALL ON YOU;

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP IT.

CALAMITY WILL STRIKE YOU SUDDENLY,

BEFORE YOU RECOGNIZE IT.

 

 

Done