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Naughty or Nice. (explore)
"There you are Merlin" says Father Christmas. "It's Christmas Eve, I wonder if you have found a solution to my dilemma. Since lumps of coal are no longer an environmentally friendly thing to put in the Naughty Children's stockings I hope you have got an alternative. Luckily I only ever have a few naughty children on my list but I do think they need to be given something."
"Myself and the elves did come up with something Father Christmas" says Merlin.
"Do tell" says Father Christmas.
"Well" says Merlin "earlier this year I was passing through the Elves dining hall and I noticed that some of them, especially the Naughty Elves suffer from smelly flatulence. I thought to myself that if we could just bag that we could put it in the naughty kids stockings. Luckily all the elves got on board with the project and we were able to capture the most gaseous samples and store them in these well sealed bags."
"Well done elves and Merlin" said Father Christmas "what a splendid idea and a lot lighter to carry then lumps of coal. Ho Ho Ho."
Naughty or Nice. (explore)
"There you are Merlin" says Father Christmas. "It's Christmas Eve, I wonder if you have found a solution to my dilemma. Since lumps of coal are no longer an environmentally friendly thing to put in the Naughty Children's stockings I hope you have got an alternative. Luckily I only ever have a few naughty children on my list but I do think they need to be given something."
"Myself and the elves did come up with something Father Christmas" says Merlin.
"Do tell" says Father Christmas.
"Well" says Merlin "earlier this year I was passing through the Elves dining hall and I noticed that some of them, especially the Naughty Elves suffer from smelly flatulence. I thought to myself that if we could just bag that we could put it in the naughty kids stockings. Luckily all the elves got on board with the project and we were able to capture the most gaseous samples and store them in these well sealed bags."
"Well done elves and Merlin" said Father Christmas "what a splendid idea and a lot lighter to carry then lumps of coal. Ho Ho Ho."