Doctors fear arrival of new Superbug

"smile on saturday" "bizarre bug"

 

This giant Ladybird arrives with the "whomp, whomp, whomp" of a helicopter. Discovered by the CSIRO, Australia's premiere science organisation, in a backyard in Northern Brisbane, its exact location is being kept secret to protect it from trophy hunters. The superbug, pictured here, has been classified as a sub genus of the Ladybird family and has been nicknamed Sheba after the all women ride sharing organisation and because its big enough to take a few small passengers. Scientists believe that like many of the migratory birds that visit nearby Nudgee Beach, the bizarre bug hitched a lift on the warm air currents that bring birds from as far away as Russia.

 

CSIRO Director, Dr J Hyde was quizzed by journalists to explain the size of the new Superbug. "We believe they may have received a boost to their size during the steroid programs implemented by the Russian Government to boost their Olympic athletes and then just continued to grow." he said.

 

Local celebrity scientist Dr Carl said the supersized Ladybird was considered harmless but could leave a bruise if it landed on your arm. He recommended not allowing them to land on your finger in the customery way because they could break it.

 

Bill Dead, from Brisbane Mens Group, said it was feminism gone crazy. "This is what happens when women emasculate men for four decades. This giant Ladybird is a metaphor for those feminists who want to wipe out men."

 

If you find any of the giant Ladybirds please contact BOGGOFF (Bureau of Greater Glory of Fabulous Finds.) Freecall 123456.

 

 

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