The 'Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da' Adventures of CW Flash

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “Barry, an obscure one off villain that youtubers are gonna read a Wikipedia article on before creating videos overthinking there role and acting like experts. He approaches homeless people on the streets acting as though is about to hug them, but instead phases through them microwaving them!”

 

Berry Allen: “What’s the matter Cisco, you haven’t chimed in with a pop culture reference and a nickname for the Meta. I was thinking ‘The Comforter’.

 

Ciscomic-relief Ramon: “Nothing.”

 

Cisco walks off

 

Berry Allen: “I’ll go talk to him”

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “No time, I need you to search these locations for the Meta”

 

Berry Allen: “But Cisco’s sad!”

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “Its called a bad day, we all have them. You know who are having a worse day, the people the Meta is killing.”

 

Berry Allen: “But Cisco’s sad!”

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “People are dying!”

 

Berry Allen: “But Cisco’s sad!”

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “Barry, I-“

 

Berry Allen: “DAMMIT HARRY! We Are A CW Show, Every Episode We Need to Bring the Wafer Thin, Cookie Cutter Plot to a halt and talk about our feelings to emotional piano music. That way we can trick the teenage girls watching into thinking we have depth!”

 

The Ever-Replaceable Harrison Wells: “…F*** This!”

 

Harry walks off.

 

Iris ‘Also the Flash’ West-Allen: “Harry seems moody today!”

 

Berry Allen: “I’ll Go Talk to Him!”

 

Zodiac Master: “This is a weird alternate universe!”

 

Done