Bat-Mite and further bloating of this god damned card chase...

Le Bat Mite appears, having possessed Zodiac Master’s bod…

 

Bat-Mite: “Uh… no, this isn’t right. Too many Teeth, don’t these Third Dimensionals know that you only need two gigantic ones to get by! And the mouths are miniscule and…

 

Enter Le Wonder Woman (for comedy reasons read all lines like Pyrrha Nikos)…

 

Wonder Woman (cheerily): “Hello Ted, my morally outstanding boyfriend! I know I’m supposed to be in space and all, but I heard that Gotham was facing a nuclear threat over some monopoly card, so I came to visit you! I suppose I could deal with the threat myself, but… nah! ”

 

Bat-Mite: “Um, right… do I know you?”

 

Wonder Woman: “I’m your Girlfriend?”

 

Bat-Mite (through 4th wall): “How the F*** did that happen?” (Fourth Wall repaired) “I’m kind of busy, have you got something better to do? What is it that Third Dimensional women like to do? Ummmm… why don’t you go… ovulate or something.”

 

Wonder Woman (suspicious): “Riiiiiiiiight… I’ll go save a warehouse full of kittens from a fire, we cant all save continents of them like you do!”

 

Le Exit Wonder Woman

 

Bat-Mite: “Okay, clearly Zodiac has some sort of multi-faceted lie going on there… right, lets go after this card!”

 

Le Bat-Mite attempts to teleport. Le Bat-Mite fails miserably.

 

Bat-Mite: “Ah, it seems some of my powers have been stunted in this third dimensional frame… I’ll hitchhike, its quick, and never goes wrong!”

 

2 hours of hitchhiking later a man and a dog in a strange purple car pulls up in front of Bat-Mite

 

Bat-Mite: “Thank god, someone has finally stopped! Excuse me sir, can you give me a lift to wherever this ‘Get out of Hell Free Card’ everyone is raving about is.

 

???: “Why of course, hop in…”

 

Bat-Mite: “Thank you very much!”

 

Dick Dastardly: “…we were about to head there ourselves!”

 

Fade to black as iconic noise nostalgia-philes will lose their shit to plays…

 

Muttly: “*snickers*”

 

Done