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Naughty Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi.

 

Lady to rikshwalla: Ander tak jaayega?

 

Rikshawalla: Bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.

 

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Lady: Thik hai toh…ghumake phicche se le lo.

 

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Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi SMS Messages.

 

1st friend to 2nd Friend

 

‘Le Mithai kha!’

 

2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?

 

1st frnd: Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,

 

aur usko Best ‘CALL GIRL’ ka Award mila hai…!

 

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 2015.

 

Use halke haath se chhuo.

 

Ab ungli andar dalo.

 

Agar hole bada hoto teen ungli bhi daal sakte hai.

 

Ab upar niche ragdo.

 

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Is tarah hota hai glass saaf.

 

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Non Veg Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi.

 

Aaj kal ki Mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho..

 

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Band CAR ko bhi hila deti hai..!!!

 

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi.

 

KAAFI DER TAK WO APNE HATH SE MERA PAKDE RAHA,…

 

AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA…..

 

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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAI…TUMHARE HATH KAAFI GARAM HO RAHE HAI..!

 

Non Veg Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi.

 

Ladki jab saare kapde utaar leti hau to kya hota hai?……..

 

Taar khali ho jati hai…

 

Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…

 

New Double Meaning Jokes in English

 

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for

 

30sec,

 

she Got Pregnant..!

 

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Who is she?

 

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Balloon…….

 

Fill in the blanks

 

1.BOO_S

 

2. _ _NDOM

 

3.F_ _ K

 

4.P_ N_S

 

5.PU_S_

 

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Ans

 

1.BOOKS

 

2.RANDOM

 

3.FORK

 

4.PANTS

 

5.PULSE

 

Dirty Mind…

 

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 140 characters

 

Wo konsi halat hoti hai, jisme admi ko

 

10 minute me paseena aa jaata hai,

 

aur aurat chahti hai ki wo ye kaam karti rahe?

 

Think?

 

Its Shopping:-)

 

Funny Double Meaning Jokes in English

 

Judge-So You Want Divorce From Ur

 

Husband For Attacking You With A

 

Deadly Weapon ?

 

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Wife- No…

 

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I Want Divorce For Attacking Me Every

 

Night With A Dead Weapon……

 

Best Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Ladka: Meri us jgah hath lagao jaha

 

haddi na ho,

 

Ladki muskrate hue: Chal phir nikaal

 

bahar, pakdu teri

 

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Zuban ko.

 

Moral:Mere msg kabhi gande nhi hote….

 

Short Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Pehle kiss karo,

 

Phir palang per leta do,

 

Phir chaddi utar do,

 

Phir niche haath lagao,

 

Aur check karo k

 

Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na……

 

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta b saala ajeeb

 

hai…

 

Door raho to JUDAI…

 

aur paas raho to

 

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to ladai.

 

han han wo b hota h jo tum soch rhe

 

ho….

 

Double Meaning Jokes in English

 

It’s the thing that satisfies

 

Your mind, body & soul!

 

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

 

In the car or anywhere!

 

It’s called Prayer!

 

God bless your naughty mind!

 

Awesome Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Which Part…

 

of a man’s body

 

has no bone

 

full of veins

 

loves pumping

 

and responsible 4

 

making LOVE!

 

ANSWER:

 

HEART!!!

 

But i luv the way u think..

 

Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche

 

kya Pahenti hai ?

 

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Socho

 

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sochte raho

 

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Vo CHAPPAL Pahenti hai.

 

Hawas k Pujaariyo!!

 

Niche puchha tha, Andar nahi..

 

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi language

 

टीचर :” एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक

 

होता है.”

 

स्टूडेंट: ” कैसे ?”

 

टीचर :” एक बार में चालीस हजार

 

कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं “.

 

स्टूडेंट : ” इसका कोई इलाज है

 

आपकी नजर में ?”

 

टीचर :” इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है “.

 

स्टूडेंट : ” मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया

 

इलाज “.

 

टीचर :” क्या इलाज हो सकता है ?”

 

स्टूडेंट : ” KISS को वापस लौटा दो

 

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Naughty Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi

 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi,

 

jawaab mere sawaal ka. .. … .

 

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai ,

 

rome rome jazbaat ka. .. … .. ..

 

Kehta hoon use aise na andar rakho,

 

yun jawaab sawaal ka … .. … .

 

Wo kehti hai pehle tum dikhao,

 

Rukh apni baat ka … .. …

 

Kal sham ko jab kar rahe the sath

 

mein ,

 

kaam apne office ka.. …

 

Khul gaya achanak uske aankhon ke

 

samne,

 

bhed coding logic ka … .. ..

 

Ishara karke kehti hai pakadane ko

 

mujhko ,

 

garam cup coffee ka …..

 

Aur khud pakad leti hai mera …

 

thanda glass juice ka. .. .

 

Sochta hoon aaj bahon mein pakad

 

ke daal hi doon,

 

baloon mein phool gulab ka. ..

 

Dalte hi gir jata hai,

 

patta patta gulab ka.. .!

 

Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi Language.

 

1 ladka or ladki ki shadi hui to ap yaqeen karo

 

ki

 

dusre din hi

 

un ka bacha hua

 

khana kharab hogya

 

fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’

 

Funny Double Meaning Jokes in English.

 

Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips.Of course you know the first one…..It’s keeping ur mouth shut…

 

But I like the way U think!;-)

 

What’s An Average 6

 

Inch Long

 

Inside A Guy’s Pants And

 

Girls Love To Blow It Up?

 

A:1000- Rupee Currency

 

Note.!

 

Dirty Mind…

 

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