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Indian And Pakistani Girls Double Meaning Jokes

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Indian And Pakistani Girls Double Meaning Jokes

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”

 

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?

 

Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai

 

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Double Meaning SMS

 

Pehlay gallay lagao

 

phir kiss karo

 

phir bistar pe litaao

 

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

 

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

 

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Double Meaning SMS

 

Hello hello mera lelo

 

kya?

 

Salam.

 

bolo bolo apni kholo.

 

kya?

 

ZUban

 

DEkho apni khol k dekho

 

kya ?

 

AAnkhien

 

Kitna bara hai mera

 

kya?

 

DIL

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

chooss chooss chooss

 

mazay lay kar chooss

 

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss

 

donoo ko ik saath chooss

 

masal masal kay choos

 

kyon kay

 

kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

 

dabao naa, zara zor se

 

aisa karo apni shirt nikalo

 

apni pant bhi nikal do

 

meri saadi bhi nikal do

 

ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa

 

bahut tight hai plz.

 

aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,

 

ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,

 

Jawab us k sawal ka..

 

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,

 

Haath se phool gulab ka..

 

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,

 

Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

 

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,

 

Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

BOY: poora under gaya?

 

GIRL: ouch…… haaan

 

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

 

GIRL:haan thora thora.

 

Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

 

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota

 

sub k samne lo

 

Ya tanhai me lo

 

sharmao mut bus ab le lo

 

kiya bhala

 

MERA NAAM

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

 

Duur Hat Jao

 

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

 

Soche Ga ??

 

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

 

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

 

Akele Me Krna

 

NAAK SAAF ;->

 

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

 

Double Meaning SMS

 

yA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

 

Wo MotA sA,

 

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

 

NArAM-NArAM

 

UpEr sE CoVEr...

 

NEvEr??

 

JhooT boLTE ho?

 

KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->

 

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