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No my dear, your eyes are not deceiving you. I am now a pioneer for the ultimate accessory of the 80’s. The leg warmers. Now I know that one or two of you little Vogue-ettes out there will tell me that leg warmers had their come back months ago and that they are now a defunct fashion item for the second time but I’m hitting back with the following two points.

 

1. How many people have you actually seen wearing leg warmers? I know every 15 year girl bought them from Sportsgirl when they had them in every colour but I am yet to see a person (who isn’t Japanese) wearing leg warmers. If no one wears them then they aren’t a trend. So bite me.

 

2. It’s winter. Shut your face.

 

Today I have a really big headache that is causing me to snap at mythical teenaged bitches who are paying me out about my questionable footwear. I have a million things to do before I leave and that is making me even more cranky. On the plus I had a delicious weekend so I’m still feeling pretty tops from that…

 

* Black opaques from Myer (which keep falling down, forcing me to hitch at them and do lunges in public to get them to go back to my crotch where they belong)

 

* Dress from Ebay

 

* Caridgan from SES

 

* Shoes from Zu

 

* Leg warmers from American Apparel

 

* Necklaces Smaggle Made (the pendents were both thrifted)

 

* Head band from Equip

 

* Hair bow from Sportsgirl

 

Love Lady Smaggle

 

P.S Words to the wise about leg warmers - If you wish to exacerbate your sausage dog figure (super long torso and short stumpy legs) wear leg warmers a lot. I shall now be calling this pair the ‘leg stumpifiers’.

 

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