Stanley Electric Atomizer 9000

"Hey! Did you hear? Gordon got himself the new Brimley Quasar!"

"Oh? What did he say about it?"

"Nothing. He was mauled by a Venusian Octobear because it failed on him."

"He should've gone with the Stanley Electric Atomizer 9000! It uses ubiquitious uranium-thorium cores. You always have those around."

"And don't forget: It uses analog controls. You can trust those to never fail on you. Unlike those digital Brimley things!"

"Yeah, always go for the Atomizer 9000!"

 

(Stanley Electric ad, ca. 2010)

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For the Raygun comp on Discord.

Done in PMG 0.6.

Done