All-Star Bugman- Two Weeks Later
===Nanda Parbat- Prison Cells===
Gaige- Another fine mess this is, Walker.
Walker- It was your list Gaige
Anatoli- I agree with Gaige. Your incompetence is responsible for our capture. I mean no offense to you, of course.
Drury- None taken. No need to worry though- the boys will break us out
Gaige- Klaus and Lester? Ha! They'll be having drinks at the local pub!
Drury- Once again, you picked them.
Gaige- And you gave them money. You don't give alcoholics money
Anatoli- I didn't mean to start an argument- We really should stop. I do not particularly want another cavity search
Miranda- Yeah. Those creeps don't hold back
Gaige- You probably shouldn't have broken Ubu's nose.
Miranda- He deserved it
Drury- They're ninjas, honey. Sexist ninjas.
Miranda- I know. Now, did anyone see where they took Simon?
Drury- The question is why they took Simon
Gaige- They probably made him heir to the demon. That boy's destined for greatness
Drury- Thank you Gaige. Hearing you say that makes me think that maybe, just maybe I haven't failed as- You're taking the piss aren't you?
Gaige- Oh yes.
Miranda- Don't feel too bad Drury. It's Daddy's way of bonding.
Gaige- Nope. Just hate him.
Miranda- Daddy! Anyway Drury, I didn't know you were a natural ginger.
Drury- Hmm? Oh yeah. Mum made me dye it when we moved to the states. Kinda necessary considering dad was a supercriminal, mum was a prostitute and my bro was being a general hellraiser
Gaige- You have a brother? We're learning all sorts about you today! Next you'll tell me you've got some poor bastard locked up in your basement. Heh...
Anatoli- You don't actually have some poor bastard locked up in your basement, do you?
Drury- Well I... *Ahem* Absolutely not!
*The cell door opens and Ubu enters. He gestures at Drury*
Ubu- You. Come.
Drury- My lucky break.
Ubu- Whore.
Miranda- Ubu.
Drury- So where we going?
Ubu- You will go where I tell you to go.
Drury- Yes but WHERE are we going?
Ubu- To see the master.
Drury- Don't suppose we could see Cypher first? Kinda important, world saving business. You wouldn't understand.
*Ubu and Drury arrive outside the Chamber of the Demon, they enter*
Ubu- Master, I present The Killer Moth.
Ra's- Ah yes. Drury Walker.
Drury- Ra's. Even for a 600 hundred year old terrorist, you look like shit.
Ubu- Infidel! You would dare insult the master? The demon's head?
Ra's- Ubu. Leave us.
Ubu- Master!
Ra's- Enough. If I were interested in your opinion I would have asked for it. Now leave us.
*Ubu leaves in protest, muttering under his breath*
Ubu- Yes master. Insolent Whelp.
Ra's- I have been very interested in your family. Very interested indeed. Now, tell me- What has your father done to my Lazarus Pit?
Drury- Where is Cypher? Where are you keeping my son?
Ra's- You don't appear to understand who is in command here. You will answer my questions first. I recently lost my Lazarus Pit to that immortal tyrant Savage. Upon his death, your father came upon it. I hear that he too is dead. Tell me. What has become of it?
Drury- Why should I?
Ra's- Because, as you have already noticed- I am growing weaker and weaker every day. Without the Lazarus Pit, it is unlikely that I will even last the year. I shall propose an alliance- I will of course release your allies, that includes your son and the technopath- I have no use for him. In exchange for my generosity, you will locate my Pit and return to Nanda Parbat with it, not a single drop lost. For if you do not, I shall see to it that they all die screaming in agony.
Drury- Is that everything?
Ra's- Quite.
=====Moments later======
Gaige- You're just letting us go?
Ubu- Yes.
Gaige- What's the catch?
Ra's- There is not one. Safe travels.
Simon- Dad! Ra's tried to recruit me into the League but I told him no way!
Gaige- Hmph. Is that what really happened?
Simon- Actually, I think I annoyed him into changing his mind.
Gaige- Good boy.
*Behind them a large portion of the wall explodes
Miranda- What now?
Lester- We're here for Mayor Walker! Release him or you will be crushed under the combined forces of The Electrocutioner and The Snowman!
Simon- Guys! They're letting us go!
Lester- They are? Da, I knew that. Didn't I say that Klaus?
Klaus- No.
Lester- He is liar. I did.
Drury- Back to the plane then.
Simon- You'll love it Cypher, we've got video games, a juice bar, a pizza oven! That's right- a pizza oven! On a plane!
Cypher- *Sign Language* In the League of Assassins, we could not eat "pizza". We had to fight for our meals, if you could call them meals. They were little more than scraps. Scraps off the Master's plate. A single pea. A crust of bread. But we ate. We ate those crusts. Even if we had to kill to get it. I murdered my own cousin for a crust of bread once. When I fall asleep, which I seldom do, I can still hear his cries, begging for mercy. But this was the League of Assassins, there was never room for mercy.
Simon- That's right- we have Jurassic Park.
All-Star Bugman- Two Weeks Later
===Nanda Parbat- Prison Cells===
Gaige- Another fine mess this is, Walker.
Walker- It was your list Gaige
Anatoli- I agree with Gaige. Your incompetence is responsible for our capture. I mean no offense to you, of course.
Drury- None taken. No need to worry though- the boys will break us out
Gaige- Klaus and Lester? Ha! They'll be having drinks at the local pub!
Drury- Once again, you picked them.
Gaige- And you gave them money. You don't give alcoholics money
Anatoli- I didn't mean to start an argument- We really should stop. I do not particularly want another cavity search
Miranda- Yeah. Those creeps don't hold back
Gaige- You probably shouldn't have broken Ubu's nose.
Miranda- He deserved it
Drury- They're ninjas, honey. Sexist ninjas.
Miranda- I know. Now, did anyone see where they took Simon?
Drury- The question is why they took Simon
Gaige- They probably made him heir to the demon. That boy's destined for greatness
Drury- Thank you Gaige. Hearing you say that makes me think that maybe, just maybe I haven't failed as- You're taking the piss aren't you?
Gaige- Oh yes.
Miranda- Don't feel too bad Drury. It's Daddy's way of bonding.
Gaige- Nope. Just hate him.
Miranda- Daddy! Anyway Drury, I didn't know you were a natural ginger.
Drury- Hmm? Oh yeah. Mum made me dye it when we moved to the states. Kinda necessary considering dad was a supercriminal, mum was a prostitute and my bro was being a general hellraiser
Gaige- You have a brother? We're learning all sorts about you today! Next you'll tell me you've got some poor bastard locked up in your basement. Heh...
Anatoli- You don't actually have some poor bastard locked up in your basement, do you?
Drury- Well I... *Ahem* Absolutely not!
*The cell door opens and Ubu enters. He gestures at Drury*
Ubu- You. Come.
Drury- My lucky break.
Ubu- Whore.
Miranda- Ubu.
Drury- So where we going?
Ubu- You will go where I tell you to go.
Drury- Yes but WHERE are we going?
Ubu- To see the master.
Drury- Don't suppose we could see Cypher first? Kinda important, world saving business. You wouldn't understand.
*Ubu and Drury arrive outside the Chamber of the Demon, they enter*
Ubu- Master, I present The Killer Moth.
Ra's- Ah yes. Drury Walker.
Drury- Ra's. Even for a 600 hundred year old terrorist, you look like shit.
Ubu- Infidel! You would dare insult the master? The demon's head?
Ra's- Ubu. Leave us.
Ubu- Master!
Ra's- Enough. If I were interested in your opinion I would have asked for it. Now leave us.
*Ubu leaves in protest, muttering under his breath*
Ubu- Yes master. Insolent Whelp.
Ra's- I have been very interested in your family. Very interested indeed. Now, tell me- What has your father done to my Lazarus Pit?
Drury- Where is Cypher? Where are you keeping my son?
Ra's- You don't appear to understand who is in command here. You will answer my questions first. I recently lost my Lazarus Pit to that immortal tyrant Savage. Upon his death, your father came upon it. I hear that he too is dead. Tell me. What has become of it?
Drury- Why should I?
Ra's- Because, as you have already noticed- I am growing weaker and weaker every day. Without the Lazarus Pit, it is unlikely that I will even last the year. I shall propose an alliance- I will of course release your allies, that includes your son and the technopath- I have no use for him. In exchange for my generosity, you will locate my Pit and return to Nanda Parbat with it, not a single drop lost. For if you do not, I shall see to it that they all die screaming in agony.
Drury- Is that everything?
Ra's- Quite.
=====Moments later======
Gaige- You're just letting us go?
Ubu- Yes.
Gaige- What's the catch?
Ra's- There is not one. Safe travels.
Simon- Dad! Ra's tried to recruit me into the League but I told him no way!
Gaige- Hmph. Is that what really happened?
Simon- Actually, I think I annoyed him into changing his mind.
Gaige- Good boy.
*Behind them a large portion of the wall explodes
Miranda- What now?
Lester- We're here for Mayor Walker! Release him or you will be crushed under the combined forces of The Electrocutioner and The Snowman!
Simon- Guys! They're letting us go!
Lester- They are? Da, I knew that. Didn't I say that Klaus?
Klaus- No.
Lester- He is liar. I did.
Drury- Back to the plane then.
Simon- You'll love it Cypher, we've got video games, a juice bar, a pizza oven! That's right- a pizza oven! On a plane!
Cypher- *Sign Language* In the League of Assassins, we could not eat "pizza". We had to fight for our meals, if you could call them meals. They were little more than scraps. Scraps off the Master's plate. A single pea. A crust of bread. But we ate. We ate those crusts. Even if we had to kill to get it. I murdered my own cousin for a crust of bread once. When I fall asleep, which I seldom do, I can still hear his cries, begging for mercy. But this was the League of Assassins, there was never room for mercy.
Simon- That's right- we have Jurassic Park.