Misfits #8- Life on the Road

Kitten- Daddy, I know that man

 

Drury- Yes sweetie, that's Mr Crane-

 

Crane- Professor Crane.

 

Drury- - Aka The Scarecrow. He's kind of a knob

 

Kitten- Yeah, I know that. But I know know him. He was at my junior prom

 

Drury- What? As, like, a teacher?

 

Kitten- No, he was put something in the punch

 

Simon- Creep

 

Crane- It was fear toxin you moron. Do I look like the kind of man who would take advantage of children?

 

Miranda- Ehhhh

 

Crane- I was once a respected professor at Gotham University. Now I am trapped in the back seat of what I presume is The Moth Minivan.

 

Drury- You're right on the money.

 

Crane- I was- you don't seriously call this abomination that do you?

 

Drury- ... Don't make me muzzle you...

 

Crane- Peh, you don't have a muzzle

 

*Simon prepares a muzzle*

 

Crane- You have a muzzle. Why do you have a muzzle?

 

Drury- For people like you

 

Crane- Scientists? Well, I suppose my intellect *would* be threatening to hicks such as yourselves

 

Drury- Put the muzzle on him

 

Crane- No! No. I'll be quiet.

 

Drury- Good

 

Kitten- Are we picking Axel up? Uncle Gar?

 

Miranda- Axel's safer where he is. He's staying at a friend's house.

 

Simon- *Snort* Axel has friends?!

 

Drury- Yeah, he's surprisingly sociable. Gets it from my side. He's staying with that Evan kid in Keystone

 

Simon- Wait? Evan McCulloch? Mirror Master? That's who's 'protecting' Axel?

 

Drury- What's the issue?

 

Simon- The issue is he's a crack addict.

 

Drury- He is?! But... I've let him into my home

 

Simon- Well, he is Scottish...

 

Drury- ... *I'm* Scottish..

 

Simon- Oh. You are?

 

Drury- Y'know that's just great. My son's a racist!

 

Miranda- I wouldn't go as far as to say racist... a bit insensitive maybe but...

 

Drury- To think I was going to give my suit to him.

 

Simon- You were?

 

Drury- I was. But then you went and mocked my country

 

Simon- I didn't... I'm sorry

 

Drury- No. Too late now. What, you think that because you saw Trainspotting you know everything about Scotland?

 

Simon- I didn't say that

 

Drury- I had a case of Irn Bru in the house. Specially imported. But I guess you don't want it.

 

Simon- Is Irn Bru beer?

 

Drury- It's nector of the fucking gods!

 

Miranda- Drury, you were supposed to turn off here.

 

Drury- Change of plans. We're going to Keystone. Ok?

 

Crane- Hrrm. Such anger... I've never seen him so agitated

 

Miranda- I have. When he saw the critic's review for The Greatest Showman.

 

Drury- Greatest Showman was a master piece! The critics don't know jack shit!

 

Kitten- Daddy you're scaring me

 

Miranda- Hear that? Drury, calm down-

 

Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! Ladies and Gents this is the moment you've waited for!

 

Simon- Is this for real?

 

Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! You've been searching in the dark, your sweat soaking through the floor! Wooooaaaaaaah! And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore! Taking your breath! Stealing your mind! Aaand all that was real is left beeeeehiiind!

 

Crane- I must be hallucinating. This is a true nightmare

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