Misfits #8- Life on the Road
Kitten- Daddy, I know that man
Drury- Yes sweetie, that's Mr Crane-
Crane- Professor Crane.
Drury- - Aka The Scarecrow. He's kind of a knob
Kitten- Yeah, I know that. But I know know him. He was at my junior prom
Drury- What? As, like, a teacher?
Kitten- No, he was put something in the punch
Simon- Creep
Crane- It was fear toxin you moron. Do I look like the kind of man who would take advantage of children?
Miranda- Ehhhh
Crane- I was once a respected professor at Gotham University. Now I am trapped in the back seat of what I presume is The Moth Minivan.
Drury- You're right on the money.
Crane- I was- you don't seriously call this abomination that do you?
Drury- ... Don't make me muzzle you...
Crane- Peh, you don't have a muzzle
*Simon prepares a muzzle*
Crane- You have a muzzle. Why do you have a muzzle?
Drury- For people like you
Crane- Scientists? Well, I suppose my intellect *would* be threatening to hicks such as yourselves
Drury- Put the muzzle on him
Crane- No! No. I'll be quiet.
Drury- Good
Kitten- Are we picking Axel up? Uncle Gar?
Miranda- Axel's safer where he is. He's staying at a friend's house.
Simon- *Snort* Axel has friends?!
Drury- Yeah, he's surprisingly sociable. Gets it from my side. He's staying with that Evan kid in Keystone
Simon- Wait? Evan McCulloch? Mirror Master? That's who's 'protecting' Axel?
Drury- What's the issue?
Simon- The issue is he's a crack addict.
Drury- He is?! But... I've let him into my home
Simon- Well, he is Scottish...
Drury- ... *I'm* Scottish..
Simon- Oh. You are?
Drury- Y'know that's just great. My son's a racist!
Miranda- I wouldn't go as far as to say racist... a bit insensitive maybe but...
Drury- To think I was going to give my suit to him.
Simon- You were?
Drury- I was. But then you went and mocked my country
Simon- I didn't... I'm sorry
Drury- No. Too late now. What, you think that because you saw Trainspotting you know everything about Scotland?
Simon- I didn't say that
Drury- I had a case of Irn Bru in the house. Specially imported. But I guess you don't want it.
Simon- Is Irn Bru beer?
Drury- It's nector of the fucking gods!
Miranda- Drury, you were supposed to turn off here.
Drury- Change of plans. We're going to Keystone. Ok?
Crane- Hrrm. Such anger... I've never seen him so agitated
Miranda- I have. When he saw the critic's review for The Greatest Showman.
Drury- Greatest Showman was a master piece! The critics don't know jack shit!
Kitten- Daddy you're scaring me
Miranda- Hear that? Drury, calm down-
Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! Ladies and Gents this is the moment you've waited for!
Simon- Is this for real?
Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! You've been searching in the dark, your sweat soaking through the floor! Wooooaaaaaaah! And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore! Taking your breath! Stealing your mind! Aaand all that was real is left beeeeehiiind!
Crane- I must be hallucinating. This is a true nightmare
Misfits #8- Life on the Road
Kitten- Daddy, I know that man
Drury- Yes sweetie, that's Mr Crane-
Crane- Professor Crane.
Drury- - Aka The Scarecrow. He's kind of a knob
Kitten- Yeah, I know that. But I know know him. He was at my junior prom
Drury- What? As, like, a teacher?
Kitten- No, he was put something in the punch
Simon- Creep
Crane- It was fear toxin you moron. Do I look like the kind of man who would take advantage of children?
Miranda- Ehhhh
Crane- I was once a respected professor at Gotham University. Now I am trapped in the back seat of what I presume is The Moth Minivan.
Drury- You're right on the money.
Crane- I was- you don't seriously call this abomination that do you?
Drury- ... Don't make me muzzle you...
Crane- Peh, you don't have a muzzle
*Simon prepares a muzzle*
Crane- You have a muzzle. Why do you have a muzzle?
Drury- For people like you
Crane- Scientists? Well, I suppose my intellect *would* be threatening to hicks such as yourselves
Drury- Put the muzzle on him
Crane- No! No. I'll be quiet.
Drury- Good
Kitten- Are we picking Axel up? Uncle Gar?
Miranda- Axel's safer where he is. He's staying at a friend's house.
Simon- *Snort* Axel has friends?!
Drury- Yeah, he's surprisingly sociable. Gets it from my side. He's staying with that Evan kid in Keystone
Simon- Wait? Evan McCulloch? Mirror Master? That's who's 'protecting' Axel?
Drury- What's the issue?
Simon- The issue is he's a crack addict.
Drury- He is?! But... I've let him into my home
Simon- Well, he is Scottish...
Drury- ... *I'm* Scottish..
Simon- Oh. You are?
Drury- Y'know that's just great. My son's a racist!
Miranda- I wouldn't go as far as to say racist... a bit insensitive maybe but...
Drury- To think I was going to give my suit to him.
Simon- You were?
Drury- I was. But then you went and mocked my country
Simon- I didn't... I'm sorry
Drury- No. Too late now. What, you think that because you saw Trainspotting you know everything about Scotland?
Simon- I didn't say that
Drury- I had a case of Irn Bru in the house. Specially imported. But I guess you don't want it.
Simon- Is Irn Bru beer?
Drury- It's nector of the fucking gods!
Miranda- Drury, you were supposed to turn off here.
Drury- Change of plans. We're going to Keystone. Ok?
Crane- Hrrm. Such anger... I've never seen him so agitated
Miranda- I have. When he saw the critic's review for The Greatest Showman.
Drury- Greatest Showman was a master piece! The critics don't know jack shit!
Kitten- Daddy you're scaring me
Miranda- Hear that? Drury, calm down-
Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! Ladies and Gents this is the moment you've waited for!
Simon- Is this for real?
Drury- Wooooaaaaaaah! You've been searching in the dark, your sweat soaking through the floor! Wooooaaaaaaah! And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore! Taking your breath! Stealing your mind! Aaand all that was real is left beeeeehiiind!
Crane- I must be hallucinating. This is a true nightmare