Killer Moth and the Saucy Side Story
Charaxes- We must destroy this false moth. Drury Walker must perish! All who follow him must be eliminated!
The Moth- With respect my liege, you are not yet at your full power. It will take time to adjust to your new body.
Charaxes- Yes of course, fool. Which is why I have assembled a team of the greatest supervillains of all time! Each with a vendetta against our esteemed adversaries.
The Moth- Indeed sire? Who are these individuals you speak of.
Charaxes- Behold!
Zodiac- Let’s do this! Woo!
The Moth- Are you sure sir? That is the Zodiac Master. And that is Firebug. King of Cats, Cluemaster, Ono- Ok, I’ll give you Onomatopoeia but the rest?
Charaxes- I fail to see an issue, these are true professionals.
The Moth- How do I phrase this... Four out of five of them are registered sex offenders and I am not quite certain that Cluemaster is entirely clean either.
Charaxes- Your point is?
The Moth- Well, I. No. Forgive me for questioning you. I am sure your plan will succeed.
Zodiac- You pussy! The only person who can touch me like that is Magpie
King of Cats- But I adore your aftershave!
Ono- Sniff
Firebug- It is rather nice!
Artie- I brought Batman to his knees! Why am I grouped with these guys?!
The Moth- Oh yes. It will definitely work. Absolutely. No doubt about it
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Drury- zzz
CK- Sauce?
Drury- zzzzzzzzz
Ck- Sauuuuuuuuce
Miranda- Oh my God!
CK- Sauce!
Drury- What? It wasn’t me!
Miranda- What are you doing in our bedroom?!
Ck- Sauce!
Drury- Why would we keep our sauce in the bedroom? It’s in the kitchen you fool!
CK- Gracias!
Miranda- We really need better locks
—Later, in the kitchen—
Ck- Hm... Sauce? Sauce!
Gar- What the bitch? Ketchup Queen?!
CK- Shit!
Gar- What are you- is that my hot sauce? Are you using it as- Oh fuck! Why would you even do that?! Won’t it burn?
Ck- Perhaps I like the pain
Gar- Oh god. Put. It. Down
Ck- Make me! I am the sultan of sauce! The master of mustard! The cream of the crop!
Gar- Can you go one sentence without a food pun?
CK- It’s my whole thing fruitcake!
Gar- Please leave
Killer Moth and the Saucy Side Story
Charaxes- We must destroy this false moth. Drury Walker must perish! All who follow him must be eliminated!
The Moth- With respect my liege, you are not yet at your full power. It will take time to adjust to your new body.
Charaxes- Yes of course, fool. Which is why I have assembled a team of the greatest supervillains of all time! Each with a vendetta against our esteemed adversaries.
The Moth- Indeed sire? Who are these individuals you speak of.
Charaxes- Behold!
Zodiac- Let’s do this! Woo!
The Moth- Are you sure sir? That is the Zodiac Master. And that is Firebug. King of Cats, Cluemaster, Ono- Ok, I’ll give you Onomatopoeia but the rest?
Charaxes- I fail to see an issue, these are true professionals.
The Moth- How do I phrase this... Four out of five of them are registered sex offenders and I am not quite certain that Cluemaster is entirely clean either.
Charaxes- Your point is?
The Moth- Well, I. No. Forgive me for questioning you. I am sure your plan will succeed.
Zodiac- You pussy! The only person who can touch me like that is Magpie
King of Cats- But I adore your aftershave!
Ono- Sniff
Firebug- It is rather nice!
Artie- I brought Batman to his knees! Why am I grouped with these guys?!
The Moth- Oh yes. It will definitely work. Absolutely. No doubt about it
———————
Drury- zzz
CK- Sauce?
Drury- zzzzzzzzz
Ck- Sauuuuuuuuce
Miranda- Oh my God!
CK- Sauce!
Drury- What? It wasn’t me!
Miranda- What are you doing in our bedroom?!
Ck- Sauce!
Drury- Why would we keep our sauce in the bedroom? It’s in the kitchen you fool!
CK- Gracias!
Miranda- We really need better locks
—Later, in the kitchen—
Ck- Hm... Sauce? Sauce!
Gar- What the bitch? Ketchup Queen?!
CK- Shit!
Gar- What are you- is that my hot sauce? Are you using it as- Oh fuck! Why would you even do that?! Won’t it burn?
Ck- Perhaps I like the pain
Gar- Oh god. Put. It. Down
Ck- Make me! I am the sultan of sauce! The master of mustard! The cream of the crop!
Gar- Can you go one sentence without a food pun?
CK- It’s my whole thing fruitcake!
Gar- Please leave