Killer Moth and the Unpaid Tab
===Gotham City===
Dragonfly- Karaoke? Yes please! Let’s go in Gar!
Gar- Ok. Woo. Karaoke.
Dragonfly- And then, we’ll burn some homeless folk.
Gar- OKAY! Woo! Karaoke!
Miranda- Come on Drury, it could be fun
Drury- Ok. Why not?
=My Alibi- The Eraser's Bar=
*While his usual clientele is on the lower end of notoriety, Len Fiasko's revamp of his bar has attracted all manners of guests- A pair of corrupt cops chug pint glasses in one corner; in his private booth, Roman Sionis cuts lines with his favourite ornate knife and the irregular tapping of footsteps signals the arrival of Two-Face, who, upon flipping his coin to determine where to sit, makes a beeline towards the bar, to Fiasko's chagrin*
Dent- Your finest wine, barkeep.
Eraser- Yeah, I see how it is. You fuck up your face and then, what? You forget all about your pal, Len...
Two-Face- Oh, heh heh, we remember. You’re just as pathetic now as you were in your GCPD days. A seedy bar doesn't change that... Better make that whiskey a double.
Eraser- Hang on, you said-
Two-Face- *He* wants the wine. *I* want the whiskey.
*Two-Face's left eye bulges furiously, and, surveying him, Len nods*
Eraser- Great. Now, do you want me to mix that up for you?
Two-Face- Why aren't you listening to *us*?! Wine for him, whiskey for me!
Eraser- Alright! Alright!
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Drury- Fine wines? Dark walls? I can’t believe Len’s gone hipster
Gar- Uh Oh. Don’t look now Drury
Drury- Why?
*Drury looks up at the karaoke stage. Stood there, singing, is his step father- Onomatopoeia,*
Ono- 🎵Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Boom!🎵
Drury- Urgh, I have the sudden urge to vomit
Miranda- Drury Wait!
Dragonfly- Forget him. Let’s just get drunk, eh hen?
Miranda- Sure... I mean, I suppose the Crazy Cosmopolitan sounds nice
Gar- Not you. You’ve got a bug baby in your stomach. You’re bloated already.
Miranda- Thanks Gar.
Dragonfly- You’ve got to look on the bright side pet. No Rigger for nine months.
Miranda- I wonder which poor woman he’ll stalk now...
Gar- Speaking of:
*Drunk, Rigger is making passes at any woman in his path, including one in particular, a Latino woman in a bright orange vest, adorned with a black spider. She appears to be the only woman not repulsed by the man before her*
Rigger- Hey baby. Wanna swing my web?
Tarantula- Ok.
Rigger- Ok? Ok? Okay! Let’s do this!
*A spring in his step and rosy cheeked, Rigger and his new partner leave the bar, to the shock of most patrons, and the apparent horror of Gar*
Tiger Moth- Oh. He’s a dead man.
Tiger Shark- Listen “gang”, if my daughter wants a drink, then she’ll get a drink.
Gar- I’m no doctor but that’ll probably give a baby brain damage.
Tiger Shark- It’s Walker’s kid. It already has brain damage.
Miranda- Thanks Dad?
Tiger Shark- No problem kiddo. Have fun.
*Job done. Gaige waves over at Sionis' table, joining him and his men for another shot. Dragonfly meanwhile tugs on Gar's arm, still confused over Rigger's luck with Tarantula*
Dragonfly- Gar. Come on! Ono’s finished!
Gar- Yeah, yeah.
Eraser- Give it up for Onomatopoeia!
Ono- Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
Eraser- Yeah... Next up- Gar and Meghan’s rendition of “Relight my Fire”
*In the crowd, The Blaze can't help smiling*
====The Bathroom====
Drury- Spider! Good to see you!
*Readjusting his zipper, Needham sighs, not quite ready for another conversation with the ever enthusiastic Drury*
Spider- Drury.
Drury- Love your new costume by the way. It used to confuse the heck out of me when you first showed up. I said to myself “Is he colourblind? Cos, purple isn’t black, orange isn’t black!” Unless orange is the new black? Nah that’s dumb. So, while I don’t wanna be that guy, I gotta know: Was it a race thing, Eric?
Spider-....
Drury- Ah. Not to worry. Your secret is safe with me. Bye man.
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Drury- I’m back. Where did Gar and Meghan go?
Miranda- Some soup kitchen. You missed their rendition of “Relight my Fire”
Eraser- Sssh! It’s magical
Drury- What the-
Dent- 🎵Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down🎵
Drury- I’m in the toilet for five minutes. I come out and suddenly Dent’s singing Katy Perry? What’s going on?
Eraser- Chemical science. Let that be a lesson for all of you: Don’t fuck with the Eraser. That means paying your fucking tab Artie! How’s that for a clue?
Killer Moth and the Unpaid Tab
===Gotham City===
Dragonfly- Karaoke? Yes please! Let’s go in Gar!
Gar- Ok. Woo. Karaoke.
Dragonfly- And then, we’ll burn some homeless folk.
Gar- OKAY! Woo! Karaoke!
Miranda- Come on Drury, it could be fun
Drury- Ok. Why not?
=My Alibi- The Eraser's Bar=
*While his usual clientele is on the lower end of notoriety, Len Fiasko's revamp of his bar has attracted all manners of guests- A pair of corrupt cops chug pint glasses in one corner; in his private booth, Roman Sionis cuts lines with his favourite ornate knife and the irregular tapping of footsteps signals the arrival of Two-Face, who, upon flipping his coin to determine where to sit, makes a beeline towards the bar, to Fiasko's chagrin*
Dent- Your finest wine, barkeep.
Eraser- Yeah, I see how it is. You fuck up your face and then, what? You forget all about your pal, Len...
Two-Face- Oh, heh heh, we remember. You’re just as pathetic now as you were in your GCPD days. A seedy bar doesn't change that... Better make that whiskey a double.
Eraser- Hang on, you said-
Two-Face- *He* wants the wine. *I* want the whiskey.
*Two-Face's left eye bulges furiously, and, surveying him, Len nods*
Eraser- Great. Now, do you want me to mix that up for you?
Two-Face- Why aren't you listening to *us*?! Wine for him, whiskey for me!
Eraser- Alright! Alright!
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Drury- Fine wines? Dark walls? I can’t believe Len’s gone hipster
Gar- Uh Oh. Don’t look now Drury
Drury- Why?
*Drury looks up at the karaoke stage. Stood there, singing, is his step father- Onomatopoeia,*
Ono- 🎵Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Boom!🎵
Drury- Urgh, I have the sudden urge to vomit
Miranda- Drury Wait!
Dragonfly- Forget him. Let’s just get drunk, eh hen?
Miranda- Sure... I mean, I suppose the Crazy Cosmopolitan sounds nice
Gar- Not you. You’ve got a bug baby in your stomach. You’re bloated already.
Miranda- Thanks Gar.
Dragonfly- You’ve got to look on the bright side pet. No Rigger for nine months.
Miranda- I wonder which poor woman he’ll stalk now...
Gar- Speaking of:
*Drunk, Rigger is making passes at any woman in his path, including one in particular, a Latino woman in a bright orange vest, adorned with a black spider. She appears to be the only woman not repulsed by the man before her*
Rigger- Hey baby. Wanna swing my web?
Tarantula- Ok.
Rigger- Ok? Ok? Okay! Let’s do this!
*A spring in his step and rosy cheeked, Rigger and his new partner leave the bar, to the shock of most patrons, and the apparent horror of Gar*
Tiger Moth- Oh. He’s a dead man.
Tiger Shark- Listen “gang”, if my daughter wants a drink, then she’ll get a drink.
Gar- I’m no doctor but that’ll probably give a baby brain damage.
Tiger Shark- It’s Walker’s kid. It already has brain damage.
Miranda- Thanks Dad?
Tiger Shark- No problem kiddo. Have fun.
*Job done. Gaige waves over at Sionis' table, joining him and his men for another shot. Dragonfly meanwhile tugs on Gar's arm, still confused over Rigger's luck with Tarantula*
Dragonfly- Gar. Come on! Ono’s finished!
Gar- Yeah, yeah.
Eraser- Give it up for Onomatopoeia!
Ono- Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap.
Eraser- Yeah... Next up- Gar and Meghan’s rendition of “Relight my Fire”
*In the crowd, The Blaze can't help smiling*
====The Bathroom====
Drury- Spider! Good to see you!
*Readjusting his zipper, Needham sighs, not quite ready for another conversation with the ever enthusiastic Drury*
Spider- Drury.
Drury- Love your new costume by the way. It used to confuse the heck out of me when you first showed up. I said to myself “Is he colourblind? Cos, purple isn’t black, orange isn’t black!” Unless orange is the new black? Nah that’s dumb. So, while I don’t wanna be that guy, I gotta know: Was it a race thing, Eric?
Spider-....
Drury- Ah. Not to worry. Your secret is safe with me. Bye man.
—————
Drury- I’m back. Where did Gar and Meghan go?
Miranda- Some soup kitchen. You missed their rendition of “Relight my Fire”
Eraser- Sssh! It’s magical
Drury- What the-
Dent- 🎵Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
(You) You don't really want to stay, no
(You) But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down🎵
Drury- I’m in the toilet for five minutes. I come out and suddenly Dent’s singing Katy Perry? What’s going on?
Eraser- Chemical science. Let that be a lesson for all of you: Don’t fuck with the Eraser. That means paying your fucking tab Artie! How’s that for a clue?