Moth Stories: All Star Batman #1

Tiger Moth- Be careful honey

 

Moth- Don’t worry, we’re bringing Spider. Spider gets shit done! Just think about it sweetie, I, we do this and we’ll be millionaires!

 

Gar- I can just think of all the buildings I can burn with that kinda money

 

Moth- Oh. What’s with the red duds?

 

Gar- I sent my black and yellows to the laundromat. This one’s from Rigger’s wardrobe

 

Moth- Ew. I hope you washed it

 

Gar- Twice

 

Tiger Moth- You let anything happen to my Drury, Gar, and I’ll break your legs

 

Moth- It’ll be a piece of cake. You’ll see!

 

—————————One Issue of All Star Batman Later————————-

 

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Moth-I can’t believe he stabbed me!

 

Gar- I can. He’s crazy Drury, you didn’t see him in the field. He had a frickin’ chainsaw!

 

Moth- You think you know someone and then they stab you in the arm...

 

Gar- Christ Eric, you Ok?

 

Spider- *shudder* fi-i-i-ne, thanks

 

Gar- Poor guy. So Drury. How are we getting home?

 

Moth- Hmm?

 

Gar- The truck. Batman stole our truck

 

Moth- Oh, we can hitch hike

 

Gar- God no. Last time we hitch hiked, Dollmaker stole one of my kidneys

 

Moth- Urgh. I’ll call Miranda.

 

Gar- Fuck. Goodbye legs...

 

Moth- Hi babe! Yeah, we’ll need a ride home. The truck? It... ran out of... wheels. No, we didn’t fail. I mean, we technically didn’t succeed either. Where? Some diner.

 

Spider- Chicken soup please

 

Moth- Chicken soup?! We’re outside a diner!

Spider- Only have mushroom. Don’t like mushroom

 

Gar- Who does like mushroom?

 

Moth- Yeah, could you bring some chicken soup for Spider please? Yes we’re outside a diner. They only had mushroom. Ok. Love you. Haha no, I love you more. Yes I do! Buh bye!

 

Gar- Pussies, both of you

 

Moth- Who ran away again?

 

Gar- I- shut up

 

Done