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Killer Moth- The Zodiac Feud

Anarky- The prosecutor calls David Wist to the stand!

 

Dave- S’up

 

Drury- Zodiac, sit down!

 

Zodiac- But I hate him so much!

 

Dent- You are David Wist, yes? The Human Magnet?

 

Dave- I am.

 

Dent- Might I ask you a question, Mr Wist?

 

Dave- You may

 

Dent- What prompted you to become a supervillain?

 

Dave- Even when I gained these powers I doubted I could make it as a career criminal. I was content to simply return to work. But when I saw Walker on the news, calling himself “Killer Moth”, I thought to myself “if Killer Moth can make it as supervillain, perhaps the Human Magnet can too”

 

Dent- So I’d be correct in saying Drury Walker inspired you to become a villain?

 

Dave- I suppose so.

 

Dent- And, if you don’t mind me saying, you have been somewhat of a joke amongst more notorious supervillains?

 

Dave- That is sadly true

Dent- No further questions your honour

 

Zodiac- Wait, I have a question.

 

Drury- Oh God.

 

Zodiac- How does it feel to fuck a woman who doesn’t love you back? Magpie loves me and you know it!

 

Dave- Son of a bitch!

 

Anarky- Order! Order! I must have order!

 

Zodiac- Fuck you all! Zodiac out!

 

Drury- Is he allowed to do that?!

 

Anarky- Eh, I’ll allow it

 

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Batman- How many times? The Batsignal is not a toy you use for when you’ve misplaced your car keys.

 

Gar- Wedding planning’s really getting to you, isn’t it?

 

Miranda- Listen, we’d only call you if absolutely necessary.

 

Batman- Like when Walker got donut jelly on his tights and wanted them cleaned?

 

Gar- When you have a butler, you might as well use him...

 

Batman- Goodbye. You’re lucky I’m not arresting you here and now.

 

Miranda- Look at you, so high and mighty! Drury’s been abducted.

 

Gar- (for the fifth time this year)

 

Miranda- He needs you!

 

Batman- I can’t. I need to find out who manipulated the Moth.

 

Miranda- Please! All the “classic” bad guys have him at some kinda trial!

 

Batman- There was a military grade plane heading to Santa Prisca. That’s where he’ll be. Go.

 

Miranda- Not without you! You want to find the mastermind behind Charaxes? Chances are he’ll be there.

 

Batman- What did you say?

 

Miranda- All I said was “ if we’re lucky, that’s where he’ll be”

 

Batman- Get in the plane, both of you.

Miranda- What?

 

Batman- Santa Prisca will have to wait. I know the man behind the Moth! Now get in!

 

Gar- Finally! You better have heating in there. I've been freezing my ass off

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Uploaded on March 25, 2018
Taken on March 25, 2018