Killer Moth- The Zodiac Feud
Anarky- The prosecutor calls David Wist to the stand!
Dave- S’up
Drury- Zodiac, sit down!
Zodiac- But I hate him so much!
Dent- You are David Wist, yes? The Human Magnet?
Dave- I am.
Dent- Might I ask you a question, Mr Wist?
Dave- You may
Dent- What prompted you to become a supervillain?
Dave- Even when I gained these powers I doubted I could make it as a career criminal. I was content to simply return to work. But when I saw Walker on the news, calling himself “Killer Moth”, I thought to myself “if Killer Moth can make it as supervillain, perhaps the Human Magnet can too”
Dent- So I’d be correct in saying Drury Walker inspired you to become a villain?
Dave- I suppose so.
Dent- And, if you don’t mind me saying, you have been somewhat of a joke amongst more notorious supervillains?
Dave- That is sadly true
Dent- No further questions your honour
Zodiac- Wait, I have a question.
Drury- Oh God.
Zodiac- How does it feel to fuck a woman who doesn’t love you back? Magpie loves me and you know it!
Dave- Son of a bitch!
Anarky- Order! Order! I must have order!
Zodiac- Fuck you all! Zodiac out!
Drury- Is he allowed to do that?!
Anarky- Eh, I’ll allow it
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Batman- How many times? The Batsignal is not a toy you use for when you’ve misplaced your car keys.
Gar- Wedding planning’s really getting to you, isn’t it?
Miranda- Listen, we’d only call you if absolutely necessary.
Batman- Like when Walker got donut jelly on his tights and wanted them cleaned?
Gar- When you have a butler, you might as well use him...
Batman- Goodbye. You’re lucky I’m not arresting you here and now.
Miranda- Look at you, so high and mighty! Drury’s been abducted.
Gar- (for the fifth time this year)
Miranda- He needs you!
Batman- I can’t. I need to find out who manipulated the Moth.
Miranda- Please! All the “classic” bad guys have him at some kinda trial!
Batman- There was a military grade plane heading to Santa Prisca. That’s where he’ll be. Go.
Miranda- Not without you! You want to find the mastermind behind Charaxes? Chances are he’ll be there.
Batman- What did you say?
Miranda- All I said was “ if we’re lucky, that’s where he’ll be”
Batman- Get in the plane, both of you.
Miranda- What?
Batman- Santa Prisca will have to wait. I know the man behind the Moth! Now get in!
Gar- Finally! You better have heating in there. I've been freezing my ass off
Killer Moth- The Zodiac Feud
Anarky- The prosecutor calls David Wist to the stand!
Dave- S’up
Drury- Zodiac, sit down!
Zodiac- But I hate him so much!
Dent- You are David Wist, yes? The Human Magnet?
Dave- I am.
Dent- Might I ask you a question, Mr Wist?
Dave- You may
Dent- What prompted you to become a supervillain?
Dave- Even when I gained these powers I doubted I could make it as a career criminal. I was content to simply return to work. But when I saw Walker on the news, calling himself “Killer Moth”, I thought to myself “if Killer Moth can make it as supervillain, perhaps the Human Magnet can too”
Dent- So I’d be correct in saying Drury Walker inspired you to become a villain?
Dave- I suppose so.
Dent- And, if you don’t mind me saying, you have been somewhat of a joke amongst more notorious supervillains?
Dave- That is sadly true
Dent- No further questions your honour
Zodiac- Wait, I have a question.
Drury- Oh God.
Zodiac- How does it feel to fuck a woman who doesn’t love you back? Magpie loves me and you know it!
Dave- Son of a bitch!
Anarky- Order! Order! I must have order!
Zodiac- Fuck you all! Zodiac out!
Drury- Is he allowed to do that?!
Anarky- Eh, I’ll allow it
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Batman- How many times? The Batsignal is not a toy you use for when you’ve misplaced your car keys.
Gar- Wedding planning’s really getting to you, isn’t it?
Miranda- Listen, we’d only call you if absolutely necessary.
Batman- Like when Walker got donut jelly on his tights and wanted them cleaned?
Gar- When you have a butler, you might as well use him...
Batman- Goodbye. You’re lucky I’m not arresting you here and now.
Miranda- Look at you, so high and mighty! Drury’s been abducted.
Gar- (for the fifth time this year)
Miranda- He needs you!
Batman- I can’t. I need to find out who manipulated the Moth.
Miranda- Please! All the “classic” bad guys have him at some kinda trial!
Batman- There was a military grade plane heading to Santa Prisca. That’s where he’ll be. Go.
Miranda- Not without you! You want to find the mastermind behind Charaxes? Chances are he’ll be there.
Batman- What did you say?
Miranda- All I said was “ if we’re lucky, that’s where he’ll be”
Batman- Get in the plane, both of you.
Miranda- What?
Batman- Santa Prisca will have to wait. I know the man behind the Moth! Now get in!
Gar- Finally! You better have heating in there. I've been freezing my ass off