Killer Moth and the Abrupt End to the Annoying Antagonist
Miranda- Am I following this right? Zodiac is Batman. Batman is Bruce Wayne. Batman just sucker punched Ratcatcher. Ratcatcher was trying to save us from Charaxes. Charaxes is Ted Carson. Ted Carson, who has died at least twice already.
Gar- You put it like that and it sounds dumb
Drury- He’s Bruce Wayne? You’re Bruce Wayne?
Charaxes- Yes. He is.
Drury- Well damn. This changes everything! Bats? Bruce? I’m sorry that I tried to kidnap you. And I’m sorry for actually kidnapping you. And I’m sorry I then tried to kill you.
Batman- Quiet.
Charaxes- At last, someone who has got a brain.
Batman- Charaxes, perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
Charaxes- Hm, perhaps not that smart after all.
Batman- I know you think you’re invincible but you’re not. You can be beaten. You can destroyed
Gar- Maybe if you hadn’t knocked out Ratcatcher, Charaxes would’ve already been destroyed. I’m missing Brooklyn 99 for this!
Batman- I’m sorry this isn’t *convenient* for you Lynns. Otis Flannegan murdered 15 GCPD officers to gain access to the sewer systems. He went on to stab Karl Kyle, maim Arthur Brown, cripple Onomatopoeia and was complicit in the sexual abuse of Joseph Rigger.
Gar- And?
Batman- Oh. I forgot I was talking to a psychopathic pyromaniac.
Charaxes- *cough* *cough*
Gar- Oh fuck, you’re still here? Go away.
Charaxes- You presume you can command me? A God?
Gar- Worth a shot
Charaxes- My metamorphosis is nearing its final stages. Once I am whole my children will consume Gotham’s population. I will rule over the survivors. If there are any tha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
*Charaxes screams as his body melts away, leaving nothing but bones*
Otis- There. All done.
Miranda- How?
Otis- Bug Repellent Rat Spray. Mix of acid, and acid. Patent Pending.
Miranda- That’s not a thing.
Otis- Only because the patent is still pending. Thanks for the call Drury, I’m always glad to accept work
Drury- To be honest, I would’ve probably just called Beast but you still have my copy of “The Truman Show”
Killer Moth and the Abrupt End to the Annoying Antagonist
Miranda- Am I following this right? Zodiac is Batman. Batman is Bruce Wayne. Batman just sucker punched Ratcatcher. Ratcatcher was trying to save us from Charaxes. Charaxes is Ted Carson. Ted Carson, who has died at least twice already.
Gar- You put it like that and it sounds dumb
Drury- He’s Bruce Wayne? You’re Bruce Wayne?
Charaxes- Yes. He is.
Drury- Well damn. This changes everything! Bats? Bruce? I’m sorry that I tried to kidnap you. And I’m sorry for actually kidnapping you. And I’m sorry I then tried to kill you.
Batman- Quiet.
Charaxes- At last, someone who has got a brain.
Batman- Charaxes, perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
Charaxes- Hm, perhaps not that smart after all.
Batman- I know you think you’re invincible but you’re not. You can be beaten. You can destroyed
Gar- Maybe if you hadn’t knocked out Ratcatcher, Charaxes would’ve already been destroyed. I’m missing Brooklyn 99 for this!
Batman- I’m sorry this isn’t *convenient* for you Lynns. Otis Flannegan murdered 15 GCPD officers to gain access to the sewer systems. He went on to stab Karl Kyle, maim Arthur Brown, cripple Onomatopoeia and was complicit in the sexual abuse of Joseph Rigger.
Gar- And?
Batman- Oh. I forgot I was talking to a psychopathic pyromaniac.
Charaxes- *cough* *cough*
Gar- Oh fuck, you’re still here? Go away.
Charaxes- You presume you can command me? A God?
Gar- Worth a shot
Charaxes- My metamorphosis is nearing its final stages. Once I am whole my children will consume Gotham’s population. I will rule over the survivors. If there are any tha-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
*Charaxes screams as his body melts away, leaving nothing but bones*
Otis- There. All done.
Miranda- How?
Otis- Bug Repellent Rat Spray. Mix of acid, and acid. Patent Pending.
Miranda- That’s not a thing.
Otis- Only because the patent is still pending. Thanks for the call Drury, I’m always glad to accept work
Drury- To be honest, I would’ve probably just called Beast but you still have my copy of “The Truman Show”