Killer Moth and the Carpool Recap

Drury- What’d you mean she’s gone into labour?!

 

Tiger Shark- I mean she’s become the fairy queen of Paradise Island. What else could I mean?! Just get your ass down here!

 

Drury- My taxi left me!

 

Tiger Shark- A taxi? Wow. You need to Über that shit, Walker

 

Drury- Why? I’m not a sheep.

 

Tiger Shark- No, you’re an ass! Think of something. Fast!

 

Drury- Not to worry. I have an idea...

 

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Drury- Thanks for the lift, Bats.

 

Batman- The Batsignal is meant for emergencies.

 

Drury- My wife’s giving birth! Surely that’s an emergency?

 

Batman- Hmm.

 

Drury- Y’know I’ve never been in the Batwing before? Been in the Batmobile a bunch though.

 

Batman- Walker-

 

Drury- I’ve got to evict The Moth right? I don’t want to but he’s left me little choice. Leaving cocoons and skin all over the place...

 

Batman- This marriage of yours-

 

Drury- Oh, right! You remember Tiger Moth right? We met an unspecified amount of time ago. Back when El Macho broke your back. I take it you remember that? Of course you do. Len, The Eraser, gave out free drinks. He’s a bartender now. We started dating shortly after and she’s been welcomed into my crew. Her pop, Gaige, really likes me, shot me in the crotch, though I’m sure that’s how he shows love.

 

Batman- And this Carson? The man in the cocoon

 

Drury- Aaah. Ted Carson. I ran him over. He died and I stuffed his body in the Arkham gardens

Batman- That was you?

 

 

Drury- Then he came back, Bummer. Captured the two of us. And Gar. Firefly. You know Firefly. Fortunately he picked up my old cocoon gun and encased himself in gooey foam. Thought that was the last of him.

 

Batman- Came back? He cheated death?

 

Drury- It’s Gotham Bats, everyone cheats death. I did it. You did it. Robin did it. He crashed our wedding, with Zodiac Master’s help. I reckon that’s a name you’ve not heard in some time. And the Joker shot him.

 

Batman- You invited the Joker to your wedding?

 

Drury- I invited you too! You didn’t show! You’re inviting me to your wedding though right?

 

Batman- What are you talking about?

 

Drury- Don’t lie. Hush told me. You and Selina. Always liked you two. Anyway, thought that was the last of Ted, I mean, Gaige skinned him to make a coat, that put a dampener on the honeymoon. And then several months ago he came back. Somehow. He was that ape in Pyg’s circus. I thought he’d killed him. Again, that is.

 

Batman- What the-

 

Drury- Just drop me off here man. Cheers!

 

Batman- What are you? Just... what are you?

 

Done