Moth Stories: Batman Eternal
Moth- So Cluemaster’s got his own villain club? Two can play at that game! Miranda! Get the markers!
Tiger Moth- They dried out!
Moth- Gasp! To the Mothmobile
—A Trip to the Shops and Some Excellent Posters Later—
Moth- This is quite the turnout
Gar- Yep.
Moth- What are chances we’ll get some heavy hitters: Bane, Ed, Hat-
Gar- Literally ‘0’
Moth- Not to worry. Look here’s our first contestant!
Gar- Oh boy
Moth- So what are your special skills?
PDM- Polka Dots.
Moth- Yes I guessed that. But what are your skills?
PDM- Polka Dots
Gar- I don’t know. Maybe there’s a language barrier-
PDM- PoLKa DOtS!
Moth- Ohmygodgethimaway!
Gar- Next!
CK- Behold the Condiment King!
Gar- You are shitting me
CK- Oh no. I will relish this team up, the day that I will hit the big leagues!
Moth- Are those tightly whiteys?
CK- Tailors are expensive
Moth- Practicality. I guess I can respect that.
Gar- Are those... stains?
CK- Er ketchup!
Gar- Ketchup isn’t white
...
Gar- Next!
KoC- I am the King of Cats
Moth- Hear that Gar? He’s a Monarch!
Gar- Yeah so was the last guy and he had spunky undies
Moth- Eh. Whatever
Gar- He looks like he’s wearing Catwoman’s oufit
KoC- Yes. I took it from her. She is my sister
Gar- Ok that’s weird
KoC- And my one love
Gar- And it just got weirder
Moth- I am really scared right now
Artie- Haha, what is this?
Moth- Cluemaster!
Artie- So I see you’re starting your own team
Moth- I was starting teams while you were in college. Remember the Misfits?
Artie- No one remembers the Misfits
Planet Master- I remember the Misfits!
Moth- See!
Planet Master- In all honesty I was lying. I just wanna join your team
Artie- This is pathetic Moth, to think that I came hear to invite you into my society. Apparent - Why the fuck is he licking my face?!
Gar- I have no fucking clue
Artie- Do something!
Moth- What?!
Artie- Anything!
Moth-Er, meow meow hiss hiss
-Blam-
Moth- Damn it Gar, I felt a real connection
Moth Stories: Batman Eternal
Moth- So Cluemaster’s got his own villain club? Two can play at that game! Miranda! Get the markers!
Tiger Moth- They dried out!
Moth- Gasp! To the Mothmobile
—A Trip to the Shops and Some Excellent Posters Later—
Moth- This is quite the turnout
Gar- Yep.
Moth- What are chances we’ll get some heavy hitters: Bane, Ed, Hat-
Gar- Literally ‘0’
Moth- Not to worry. Look here’s our first contestant!
Gar- Oh boy
Moth- So what are your special skills?
PDM- Polka Dots.
Moth- Yes I guessed that. But what are your skills?
PDM- Polka Dots
Gar- I don’t know. Maybe there’s a language barrier-
PDM- PoLKa DOtS!
Moth- Ohmygodgethimaway!
Gar- Next!
CK- Behold the Condiment King!
Gar- You are shitting me
CK- Oh no. I will relish this team up, the day that I will hit the big leagues!
Moth- Are those tightly whiteys?
CK- Tailors are expensive
Moth- Practicality. I guess I can respect that.
Gar- Are those... stains?
CK- Er ketchup!
Gar- Ketchup isn’t white
...
Gar- Next!
KoC- I am the King of Cats
Moth- Hear that Gar? He’s a Monarch!
Gar- Yeah so was the last guy and he had spunky undies
Moth- Eh. Whatever
Gar- He looks like he’s wearing Catwoman’s oufit
KoC- Yes. I took it from her. She is my sister
Gar- Ok that’s weird
KoC- And my one love
Gar- And it just got weirder
Moth- I am really scared right now
Artie- Haha, what is this?
Moth- Cluemaster!
Artie- So I see you’re starting your own team
Moth- I was starting teams while you were in college. Remember the Misfits?
Artie- No one remembers the Misfits
Planet Master- I remember the Misfits!
Moth- See!
Planet Master- In all honesty I was lying. I just wanna join your team
Artie- This is pathetic Moth, to think that I came hear to invite you into my society. Apparent - Why the fuck is he licking my face?!
Gar- I have no fucking clue
Artie- Do something!
Moth- What?!
Artie- Anything!
Moth-Er, meow meow hiss hiss
-Blam-
Moth- Damn it Gar, I felt a real connection