Moth Stories: Knightfall
Eraser- Cocktails are weird Moth. Their names anyway. Sex on the Beach? What’s that about eh? Are you supposed to drink it while having ‘sex on the beach’? That seems impractical. You’d just spill it. You’d get all sticky. Unless that’s the point...
Moth- I’m finally gonna do it, Len
Eraser- Have sex on the beach? I wouldn’t. Sand has a way of getting in everywhere
Moth- Urgh. No, I’m gonna kill the Bat.
Eraser- Ah. Glad to see you were listening. So what’s your big plan Drew? Feed him to giant Moths?
Moth- Even better. I’m going to become a giant Moth! I call it Charaxes, it’s still in the early stages but once it’s done, I’m going to use it. I’ve nothing to live for, Len. Gar’s gone AWOL. Amanda left. If I’m gonna go out, it’ll be on my own terms y’know? A final battle against that godforsaken vermin
Eraser (looking up at the TV)- Yeah. About that, Moth.
Moth- What the hell, unmute it!
Vicki Vale (on TV)- This is Vicki Vale live from Jezebel Plaza. Just 10 minutes ago pedestrians spotted a gruesome site: a bloodied Batman in the clutches of an enormous assailant. He, the creature I mean, looks like he’s going to say something, Tom are getting this?
Bane- I am Bane! This city is mine! Batman is no more. I have destroyed him. I rule these streets! I rule Gotham. Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him
Vicki Vale- Oh my God! He’s going to drop him!
THUD
Vicki Vale- Commissioner, do you have anything to say?
Gordon- Get these cameras out of here! Someone call a-
Moth- Shit.
Eraser- Drinks on the house! To the fall of Batman!
Patrons- Woooo! To the Fall of the Batman!
Eraser- Don’t feel too bad Moth, you can still kill Robin
Moth- It’s not the same, Len. Another scotch please
Tiger Moth- Got a light?
Moth- Sorry lady, you want Firefly.
Tiger Moth- Heh. Pretty funny
Moth- What’s funny about depression? I- ooooh. Hello. I’m Drury Walk- er Cameron. Cameron Van Cleer
Tiger Moth- And I’m Bruce Wayne
Moth- Well. ‘Bruce Wayne’ you’re pretty attractive.
Tiger Moth- You’re not too bad either ‘Cameron Van Cleer’
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Hi, I’m Killer Moth, I’ve been collecting Batman comics and I am shocked that the staff at D.C. Comics have omitted me from a bunch of their stories. Well starting today I am setting that right. Hush, Bloom, Final Crisis I was there in the background.
These are my Moth Stories- The untold tales of Killer Moth
Moth Stories: Knightfall
Eraser- Cocktails are weird Moth. Their names anyway. Sex on the Beach? What’s that about eh? Are you supposed to drink it while having ‘sex on the beach’? That seems impractical. You’d just spill it. You’d get all sticky. Unless that’s the point...
Moth- I’m finally gonna do it, Len
Eraser- Have sex on the beach? I wouldn’t. Sand has a way of getting in everywhere
Moth- Urgh. No, I’m gonna kill the Bat.
Eraser- Ah. Glad to see you were listening. So what’s your big plan Drew? Feed him to giant Moths?
Moth- Even better. I’m going to become a giant Moth! I call it Charaxes, it’s still in the early stages but once it’s done, I’m going to use it. I’ve nothing to live for, Len. Gar’s gone AWOL. Amanda left. If I’m gonna go out, it’ll be on my own terms y’know? A final battle against that godforsaken vermin
Eraser (looking up at the TV)- Yeah. About that, Moth.
Moth- What the hell, unmute it!
Vicki Vale (on TV)- This is Vicki Vale live from Jezebel Plaza. Just 10 minutes ago pedestrians spotted a gruesome site: a bloodied Batman in the clutches of an enormous assailant. He, the creature I mean, looks like he’s going to say something, Tom are getting this?
Bane- I am Bane! This city is mine! Batman is no more. I have destroyed him. I rule these streets! I rule Gotham. Here is your hero. Your protector. Take him and bury him
Vicki Vale- Oh my God! He’s going to drop him!
THUD
Vicki Vale- Commissioner, do you have anything to say?
Gordon- Get these cameras out of here! Someone call a-
Moth- Shit.
Eraser- Drinks on the house! To the fall of Batman!
Patrons- Woooo! To the Fall of the Batman!
Eraser- Don’t feel too bad Moth, you can still kill Robin
Moth- It’s not the same, Len. Another scotch please
Tiger Moth- Got a light?
Moth- Sorry lady, you want Firefly.
Tiger Moth- Heh. Pretty funny
Moth- What’s funny about depression? I- ooooh. Hello. I’m Drury Walk- er Cameron. Cameron Van Cleer
Tiger Moth- And I’m Bruce Wayne
Moth- Well. ‘Bruce Wayne’ you’re pretty attractive.
Tiger Moth- You’re not too bad either ‘Cameron Van Cleer’
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Hi, I’m Killer Moth, I’ve been collecting Batman comics and I am shocked that the staff at D.C. Comics have omitted me from a bunch of their stories. Well starting today I am setting that right. Hush, Bloom, Final Crisis I was there in the background.
These are my Moth Stories- The untold tales of Killer Moth