The Daily Good Morning 01282018

Donna Brazile (To the tune of Rocky Raccoon)

 

The Sunday Good Morning (To Laugh That We May Not Weep)

 

Donna Brazile, worked for The Shill

To help her defeat all her rivals

Donna had come, with the Vict’ry Fund

For which she ought be put on trial

 

But one rival it seemed,

was dreaming big dreams

And stealing the voters a-plenty

His name was Bernard, a Vermont Senator

But everyone knew him as Bernie

 

He drew the YUGE crowds, it got pretty loud

In stadiums ’cross the country

But the DNC screamed "You’re making a scene!"

Do what we say, you must stand down

 

But Bernie was hot, we all thought he had a shot,

as her poll numbers sank to the bottom

 

D’da d’da d’da da da da

D’da d’da d’da da da da

D’da d’da d’da da d’da d’da d’da d’da

Do do do do do do

 

Spin doctors came in, said she could win

But we all knew she wasn’t able

We said, “You have met your match

Trump will win and that’s that.”

Sure enough we all watched it on cable

 

And now Donna Brazile, wrote with a quill

A tell-all which they’ll say is libel

But no matter the tale, when the book is on sale

There’s no chance for the DNC revival

Oh yeah, yeah

Done