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“My kids chew so loudly that I won't dine in the same room as them. It feels like feeding time at the zoo on surround sound. It's worse that they eat with their mouths open so I can see everything being desecrated. I mean, we have lips and the ability to shut our mouths so why not use it? My fiancé feeds our family dog right after everyone else has eaten so once the humans in the house have finished slapping their gums together the dog starts.”

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Uploaded on May 10, 2018