To Ponder By The Glow Of The Light ......đź’–
sim: North Pole
uber: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/North%20Pole/47/122/23
WITH TWAIN'S VERY SPECIAL GUEST: Ethan Lane Jaymes !!!!
Twain: Thank you for coming to my little filthy Studio ! I'm so very excited to have you here !
Ethan: Really? Why are you so excited ?
Twain: Well. Because you are the first, ..um, .. .male of your, ...
Ethan: ... Yes ? ..
Twain: ..that is to say ..
Twain: .. of your , hm? .. gender.
Ethan: [palms to face rubbing his face in agony]
Ethan: You mean because I am a part of the LGBTQIA community ?
Twain: Well .. see, .. I never could figure out the alphabetic aspect of it .. and ..
Ethan: You really are not very bright , .. are you ?
Twain: [shakes his head no]
Ethan: [Looking a bit exasperated]
Ethan: So I happen to be a gay male and I have a male partner.
Is that why you invited me to your studio ?!
Twain: No! Of course not !!
Ethan: Well ? Why then ?
Twain: To look at my new photo of course !
Ethan: [Takes a quick look]
Ethan: What about it ?
Twain: What do you think of it ?
Ethan: [shrugs]
Ethan: A rather typical Twain photo. A semi scenic photo with a nice person standing ... trees etc.
Twain: ...... oh .......
Twain: Well. We can't all be photoshop experts with lighting like you can !!!!
Ethan: What photoshop lighting?
Twain: That is what you use , correct ?
Ethan: [Laughs]
Ethan: Noooooo
Twain: [Looks a bit stunned]
Twain: ...but ? ... your lighting is perfection .... how do you do it ?!
Ethan: You promise not to tell anyone ? ..
Twain: [places his hand to his mesh heart] .. You have my word as a fairly abysmal flickr artist !
Ethan: [nods]
Ethan: You are aware of those tiny LED lights that you can purchase at any art store, . or on amazon ?
Twain: [nods and nods]
Ethan: ..well? That's what I use for all the lighting, all the bright areas on my photos.
Ethan: I take my best shot and then I just line up the tiny LED lights where I want the bright areas to really shine through.
Twain: No way ?!!!
Ethan: Way !!!!
Twain: Why didn't I ever think of that ?
Ethan: Because you just don't have any skill sets to speak of.
Twain: ....this is very true.
Twain: Although this is not what I tell the men and women who assume that I know you well.
Ethan : WHAT ?!!!
Twain: [nods] I get a lot of fan mail in my flickr mail that is meant for you .
Ethan: Why would they send flickr mail for me ... to you ?!!
Twain: Because they think I am on set with you when you take your photos and I do delicate work for you .....
Ethan: What the hell are you saying ?!!!!
Twain: I told them all that .. well ..
Twain: You know when you have those little words on your flesh ?
Ethan: You mean when I use BOM markings and words ?
Twain: Precisely ! Everyone believes that I am your personal artistic assistant. I do all the tats work .. including those little words and such. So I am 'Ethan Famous'.
Ethan: [palms to face .. looking miserable]
Twain: They send me fan mail that is meant for you.
Ethan: ...but I am Partnered !!
Twain: ..well ? They can dream.
Ethan : How many men write to you about me?
Twain: Oh.. both men and women.
Ethan: What ?
Twain: The ladies love you.
Twain: I get at least ten flickr mail for you each and every day.
Ethan: Oh my Lord !!
Twain: Most are quite bold and sensual in nature.
Ethan: What do you do with all the flickr mail ?
Twain: I read them late at night while I take a warm bath ...and I .. um, ... oh, .. never mind ..
Twain: I did an audience Poll on your photos.
Ethan: What are you talking about ?
Twain: Well .. I asked both the ladies and the men which they prefer ......
Twain: Do they prefer when you show yourself in a bathtub with your c**k hanging out ... OR ..
Twain: Do they prefer when you have underwear on and your c**k is show rather hard and puffed out.
Ethan: You took a Poll !!!!
Twain: I thought it might be useful ......
Ethan: I can't believe what I'm hearing !!!!
Twain: Would you like to hear the results ?
Ethan: Noooooooo !!!
Twain: Of course .......
Twain: By a wide margin, both men and women alike preferred when you wore your underwear ..
Ethan: Do you know why ?
Twain: They felt your c**k looked larger and more firm and it left more to the imagination.
Ethan: :nods:
Ethan: .... well ? .. I should be furious with you !! .. but ... hm?
[rubs his chin] .. I'll probably get a lot more underwear sponsors from this all. I suppose not a bad outcome.
Twain: [nods]
Twain: Some of the women would like to be sexual with you as soon as possible . and the men want a 3 way with you asap as well .. what should tell them ?
Ethan: Tell them that I have a Partner and that I love him dearly ..and thank them .. I suppose ?
[whispers under his breath .. oh my Lord !!]
[suddenly Maggie Runo steps brightly onto the stage]
Ethan: [elbows Twain and whispers]
Ethan: ..isn't that Maggie Runo?!
Twain: Yes , I believe so .. why?
Ethan: I've always admired her flickr Art .. such style and grace.
Ethan: Do you think she'd give me her Autograph if I asked her nicely ?
Twain: I really have no idea ?
Maggie: Hi Twain .. who's your friend?
Twain: Maggie, allow me to introduce you to Ethan Lane Jaymes
Maggie: Oh yes ? .. I think I remember Ethan from ten years ago or more when he would have get togethers for his designer homes .. not flickr famous back then ... but a rather nice fellow.
Ethan: [a visible gulp]
Ethan: You remember me from way back then ?
Maggie : [smiles brightly]
Maggie: I had some ideas for you
Ethan: For me ?!
Maggie: [nods]
Maggie: The textures for your mesh body ... they could be improved upon .. if you don't mind my input ?
Ethan: Well .. ? I do have four different bodies and three heads .. so?
Maggie: I can see you are busy now , but if you like we can discuss it at another time.
Ethan [rather star struck]
Ethan: Yes, of course ...
Maggie [quickly turns around and heads out towards the exit of the studio door ... 'Nice to see you Twain ....
Twain: Good to see you Maggie .
Ethan: [almost shouting ... 'May I have your Autog ..........
[The door slams shut .. ]
Twain: [pats Ethan on his shoulder]
Twain: Maybe you'll have better luck next time ...
Ethan: Do you have Maggie's Autograph ?
Twain: Naturally .. of course !
Ethan ... Wow ...
Ethan: [Looks at Twain in a whole different light now]
[Suddenly Lake Solee enters the studio slamming the door behind her]
Lake: Oh .. hello there Twain and Ethan ..
Lake: I didn't know you were going to have a guest on now ?
Twain: That's okay .. how can I be of help?
Lake: Oh , I just wanted to return the extra Periwinkle color that you had loaned me .. that's all. And thank you ...
Twain: Was it of use ?
Lake: I used a bit .. but it was the thought that counts ..I'm grateful.
Lake: [smiles]
Lake: [suddenly grabs Twain by his shirt lapels]
Lake: Hependant, si jamais je te revois, je t'ouvrirai la poitrine et t'arracherai ton misérable cœur .. et le placerai sur un pieu, le hisserai sur un drapeau canadien .. et crierai de joie pour moi et pour notre peuple ! Espèce de petit ver misérable !! Je te déteste tellement .. Je suis maintenant à court de mots !! Ne me laisse plus jamais te revoir !!!!!
Twain: Um, .... sure thing ...
Twain: [gulps ]
Twain: [watches Lake as she promptly leaves the little studio slamming the door behind her.
Ethan: Lake really seems to like you ..
Twain: Ah, .. yeah, .. we've been good friends for many a year now.
Twain: [beads of sweat running down his forehead]
Twain: Anything you'd like to say before we conclude this interview ?
Ethan: ..well? Just keep on trying ..
Twain: ..with my photo Art ?
Ethan: [rubs his chin thoughtfully]
Ethan: ...not so much that ...
Ethan: .. perhaps pursue, .. you know , ... something with Crayons perhaps ? ...
Twain: [sighs] ..
Twain: I'll take your words under advisement .. and thank you.
Ethan: [pats Twain on his back]
Ethan: Anytime !
Twain: Would you like a parting gift ? ..
[Looks through his old box of parting gifts for studio guests]
Twain: Perhaps this tube of yellow ochre ? It's only half used ?
Ethan: [grabs it ......]
Ethan: Sure, .. never know. It might come in handy on one of my many sets.
Twain: [sighs] ..You are quite wealthy . right ?
Ethan: [smiles] Quite !!!!!
Ethan: Bye now !
[Ethan slowly heads towards the exit studio door while whistling ... 'We'll Meet Again' in the style of Vera Lynn ...... ]
FIN !!
To Ponder By The Glow Of The Light ......đź’–
sim: North Pole
uber: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/North%20Pole/47/122/23
WITH TWAIN'S VERY SPECIAL GUEST: Ethan Lane Jaymes !!!!
Twain: Thank you for coming to my little filthy Studio ! I'm so very excited to have you here !
Ethan: Really? Why are you so excited ?
Twain: Well. Because you are the first, ..um, .. .male of your, ...
Ethan: ... Yes ? ..
Twain: ..that is to say ..
Twain: .. of your , hm? .. gender.
Ethan: [palms to face rubbing his face in agony]
Ethan: You mean because I am a part of the LGBTQIA community ?
Twain: Well .. see, .. I never could figure out the alphabetic aspect of it .. and ..
Ethan: You really are not very bright , .. are you ?
Twain: [shakes his head no]
Ethan: [Looking a bit exasperated]
Ethan: So I happen to be a gay male and I have a male partner.
Is that why you invited me to your studio ?!
Twain: No! Of course not !!
Ethan: Well ? Why then ?
Twain: To look at my new photo of course !
Ethan: [Takes a quick look]
Ethan: What about it ?
Twain: What do you think of it ?
Ethan: [shrugs]
Ethan: A rather typical Twain photo. A semi scenic photo with a nice person standing ... trees etc.
Twain: ...... oh .......
Twain: Well. We can't all be photoshop experts with lighting like you can !!!!
Ethan: What photoshop lighting?
Twain: That is what you use , correct ?
Ethan: [Laughs]
Ethan: Noooooo
Twain: [Looks a bit stunned]
Twain: ...but ? ... your lighting is perfection .... how do you do it ?!
Ethan: You promise not to tell anyone ? ..
Twain: [places his hand to his mesh heart] .. You have my word as a fairly abysmal flickr artist !
Ethan: [nods]
Ethan: You are aware of those tiny LED lights that you can purchase at any art store, . or on amazon ?
Twain: [nods and nods]
Ethan: ..well? That's what I use for all the lighting, all the bright areas on my photos.
Ethan: I take my best shot and then I just line up the tiny LED lights where I want the bright areas to really shine through.
Twain: No way ?!!!
Ethan: Way !!!!
Twain: Why didn't I ever think of that ?
Ethan: Because you just don't have any skill sets to speak of.
Twain: ....this is very true.
Twain: Although this is not what I tell the men and women who assume that I know you well.
Ethan : WHAT ?!!!
Twain: [nods] I get a lot of fan mail in my flickr mail that is meant for you .
Ethan: Why would they send flickr mail for me ... to you ?!!
Twain: Because they think I am on set with you when you take your photos and I do delicate work for you .....
Ethan: What the hell are you saying ?!!!!
Twain: I told them all that .. well ..
Twain: You know when you have those little words on your flesh ?
Ethan: You mean when I use BOM markings and words ?
Twain: Precisely ! Everyone believes that I am your personal artistic assistant. I do all the tats work .. including those little words and such. So I am 'Ethan Famous'.
Ethan: [palms to face .. looking miserable]
Twain: They send me fan mail that is meant for you.
Ethan: ...but I am Partnered !!
Twain: ..well ? They can dream.
Ethan : How many men write to you about me?
Twain: Oh.. both men and women.
Ethan: What ?
Twain: The ladies love you.
Twain: I get at least ten flickr mail for you each and every day.
Ethan: Oh my Lord !!
Twain: Most are quite bold and sensual in nature.
Ethan: What do you do with all the flickr mail ?
Twain: I read them late at night while I take a warm bath ...and I .. um, ... oh, .. never mind ..
Twain: I did an audience Poll on your photos.
Ethan: What are you talking about ?
Twain: Well .. I asked both the ladies and the men which they prefer ......
Twain: Do they prefer when you show yourself in a bathtub with your c**k hanging out ... OR ..
Twain: Do they prefer when you have underwear on and your c**k is show rather hard and puffed out.
Ethan: You took a Poll !!!!
Twain: I thought it might be useful ......
Ethan: I can't believe what I'm hearing !!!!
Twain: Would you like to hear the results ?
Ethan: Noooooooo !!!
Twain: Of course .......
Twain: By a wide margin, both men and women alike preferred when you wore your underwear ..
Ethan: Do you know why ?
Twain: They felt your c**k looked larger and more firm and it left more to the imagination.
Ethan: :nods:
Ethan: .... well ? .. I should be furious with you !! .. but ... hm?
[rubs his chin] .. I'll probably get a lot more underwear sponsors from this all. I suppose not a bad outcome.
Twain: [nods]
Twain: Some of the women would like to be sexual with you as soon as possible . and the men want a 3 way with you asap as well .. what should tell them ?
Ethan: Tell them that I have a Partner and that I love him dearly ..and thank them .. I suppose ?
[whispers under his breath .. oh my Lord !!]
[suddenly Maggie Runo steps brightly onto the stage]
Ethan: [elbows Twain and whispers]
Ethan: ..isn't that Maggie Runo?!
Twain: Yes , I believe so .. why?
Ethan: I've always admired her flickr Art .. such style and grace.
Ethan: Do you think she'd give me her Autograph if I asked her nicely ?
Twain: I really have no idea ?
Maggie: Hi Twain .. who's your friend?
Twain: Maggie, allow me to introduce you to Ethan Lane Jaymes
Maggie: Oh yes ? .. I think I remember Ethan from ten years ago or more when he would have get togethers for his designer homes .. not flickr famous back then ... but a rather nice fellow.
Ethan: [a visible gulp]
Ethan: You remember me from way back then ?
Maggie : [smiles brightly]
Maggie: I had some ideas for you
Ethan: For me ?!
Maggie: [nods]
Maggie: The textures for your mesh body ... they could be improved upon .. if you don't mind my input ?
Ethan: Well .. ? I do have four different bodies and three heads .. so?
Maggie: I can see you are busy now , but if you like we can discuss it at another time.
Ethan [rather star struck]
Ethan: Yes, of course ...
Maggie [quickly turns around and heads out towards the exit of the studio door ... 'Nice to see you Twain ....
Twain: Good to see you Maggie .
Ethan: [almost shouting ... 'May I have your Autog ..........
[The door slams shut .. ]
Twain: [pats Ethan on his shoulder]
Twain: Maybe you'll have better luck next time ...
Ethan: Do you have Maggie's Autograph ?
Twain: Naturally .. of course !
Ethan ... Wow ...
Ethan: [Looks at Twain in a whole different light now]
[Suddenly Lake Solee enters the studio slamming the door behind her]
Lake: Oh .. hello there Twain and Ethan ..
Lake: I didn't know you were going to have a guest on now ?
Twain: That's okay .. how can I be of help?
Lake: Oh , I just wanted to return the extra Periwinkle color that you had loaned me .. that's all. And thank you ...
Twain: Was it of use ?
Lake: I used a bit .. but it was the thought that counts ..I'm grateful.
Lake: [smiles]
Lake: [suddenly grabs Twain by his shirt lapels]
Lake: Hependant, si jamais je te revois, je t'ouvrirai la poitrine et t'arracherai ton misérable cœur .. et le placerai sur un pieu, le hisserai sur un drapeau canadien .. et crierai de joie pour moi et pour notre peuple ! Espèce de petit ver misérable !! Je te déteste tellement .. Je suis maintenant à court de mots !! Ne me laisse plus jamais te revoir !!!!!
Twain: Um, .... sure thing ...
Twain: [gulps ]
Twain: [watches Lake as she promptly leaves the little studio slamming the door behind her.
Ethan: Lake really seems to like you ..
Twain: Ah, .. yeah, .. we've been good friends for many a year now.
Twain: [beads of sweat running down his forehead]
Twain: Anything you'd like to say before we conclude this interview ?
Ethan: ..well? Just keep on trying ..
Twain: ..with my photo Art ?
Ethan: [rubs his chin thoughtfully]
Ethan: ...not so much that ...
Ethan: .. perhaps pursue, .. you know , ... something with Crayons perhaps ? ...
Twain: [sighs] ..
Twain: I'll take your words under advisement .. and thank you.
Ethan: [pats Twain on his back]
Ethan: Anytime !
Twain: Would you like a parting gift ? ..
[Looks through his old box of parting gifts for studio guests]
Twain: Perhaps this tube of yellow ochre ? It's only half used ?
Ethan: [grabs it ......]
Ethan: Sure, .. never know. It might come in handy on one of my many sets.
Twain: [sighs] ..You are quite wealthy . right ?
Ethan: [smiles] Quite !!!!!
Ethan: Bye now !
[Ethan slowly heads towards the exit studio door while whistling ... 'We'll Meet Again' in the style of Vera Lynn ...... ]
FIN !!