Cozy Sunday ..... đź’–
sim: The Rusty Nail
uber: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Solace/41/177/33
With Twain's Very Special Guest Interview: Lam Erin !!!
Twain: Welcome Lam !
Lam: Always a pleasure my friend
Twain: Really ? ..
Lam: No ..
Twain: Oh
Lam: [Looks at his cell phone]
Lam: I really don't have time
for this today ....
Twain: Why did you look at your
cell phone ?
Lam: To check the time. Why else?
Twain: Why not just look at your watch ?
Lam: .......just how old are you really ?
Twain: [blushes]
Lam: Rumors abound.
Twain: I'm 97 ... just turned ....
but I feel 87 ...
Lam: Twain ! I do not suffer fools gladly !!
Twain: Nor do I .. I suppose some people must ... ?
Lam: What ?
Twain: You know .. suffer fools gladly .. Have a smile on their face upon meeting a fool, slap their knee in joy, gaffaw .. all that.
Lam: [sighs]
Lam: I see no growth in you at all !
Twain: You mean as a photo Artist or as a person ?
Lam: Exactly !!!
Twain: What about my new photo up there ?
Lam: [Has a quick look ]
Lam: I'm not impressed.
Lam: It needs some of Ethan.
Twain: Ethan Lane Jaymes ?
Lam: [nods]
Lam: It needs his Sweat !
Lam: It needs his Lighting !
Lam: It needs his Pheromones !
Twain: [nods and nods]
Twain: This is all true.
Twain: Let's talk about you now shall we ?
Lam: Yes, .. please.
Lam: I'm much more interesting
Twain: I noticed you've been posting your photo Art more so recently.
Lam: Yes I have.
Lam: My main field of interest
Lam: Frontotemporal Surgery
Lam: Had been taking up most of my time in recent months ...
Twain: Yes .. your practice and first love of brain surgery
Lam: [nods] As you lay people would say it ...
Twain: You are quite wealthy, correct ?
Lam: [smiles].. Beyond wealthy, yes ...
Twain: So that beautiful 'gold effect' on your Landscape photos ....
Lam: Yes Twain .. it is pure gold dust .. for flair effect.
Twain: 'Wow' .....
[suddenly Twain's little stage door opens and Maggie Runo steps in onto the stage] [Lam's jaw goes askew]
[Lam pokes Twain .........
Lam: ..is that Maggie Runo ?!!!!
Twain: Yes
Lam: Do you know her ?
Twain: Yes .. why ?
Lam: Could you get me her
Autograph ..... ?
Twain: .. well ? I dun'no ? ..
Maggie: Hi Twain ..
Twain: Hi Maggie
Maggie: So this is your little Studio ?
Twain: [nods]
Maggie: It needs a lot of Texture work ..
Twain: Yes indeed it does ..
[Maggie looks over to Lam]
Maggie: Who's the guy ?
Twain: Oh .., um, Maggie Runo,
Allow me to introduce you to Lam Erin.
Lam: [blushes a bit]
Lam: I've been a huge fan of your photo Art for some time now Ms Runo !
Maggie: Indeed ?! Please call me Maggie. [gentle smile]
Twain: Maggie?
Maggie: Yes Twain ?
Twain: Will you be posting again soon ?
Lam: Yes.. Yes ! Please do post !
Maggie: I'm rather busy these days .. but.. [places her nimble fingers to her chin] .. I'll give it a think.
Maggie: Lam. If you are ever in the area come over and I'll show you my home and studio.
Lam: [Gawks in disbelief]
Lam: Would be my honor Ms. Runo !
Maggie: [gentle smile as she leaves the studio ...]
Lam: Her photo work is ..is ...
Twain: Yes .. I know. Amazing.
Lam: I strive to be like her someday.
Lam: Is she aware of my photo Art ?
Twain: I showed her your page just yesterday.
Lam: You know her ?!!!
Twain: Yes ? .. We are friends.
Lam: Has she given you her Autograph ?!!
Twain: Naturally ... ? .....
Lam: [somewhat tortured look on his face]
[suddenly the small studio door opens again ... a mysterious white fog descends thick upon the studio floor almost engulfing both Twain and Lam .. as Lake Solee slowly steps out of the Fog dressed in a 1940's French Classic outfit ... such as this one:
www.etsy.com/listing/959892383/40s-1940s-fashion-french-d...
Holding a vintage cigarette with a classic holder such as this :
[Walking directly up to Twain in her 9 inch sharp high heel shoes .... grabbing him by his shirt collar and pulling him to her face nose-to-nose and begins to speak with a slight French accent]
Lake: 'No, .. no, ..this time, ...I will not kiss you as I did three years ago ... you still disgust me beyond repulsion ! ...but ... [let's go of Twain as she throws him back into his studio chair with a swift hard force that nearly breaks both his back shoulder blades !
Twain: ...no kiss ? wrong lipstick?
Lake: [arm to forehead] ..'No' ...
Twain: My mesh breath ? ..
Lake: 'No' ....
Twain: Why then ? ...
Lake: You , ... you disgust me so much ...
Lake: tu es inférieur au vermon. comment oserais-je embrasser une chose immonde comme toi ?!!
Lam: I see her point Twain ..
Lake: Merci Lam .. vous cher homme.
Twain: I dun'no .. I wrote you a better scene in the script from three years ago Lake ...
Lake: Perhaps .... but now I must take my leave ...
Lake: My Blue Phoenix awaits me .. and my heart awaits his ....
Twain: Um ? .. Lake ? ...
Lake: Yes Twain .. you miserable mouse !
Twain: I was just wondering ..what exactly is a Blue Phoenix?
Twain: Is he a bird that was re born from the ashes and rose and took you with him from some planet that ....... mushy and ? ..
Lake: [with fire in her eyes takes out a short sharp knife and places it quickly to Twain's neck .....hisses in Twain's ear]
Lake: 'I have killed men for saying less .... watch your tongue little man !!!! ' Least you have none !!!!! '
Twain: [very slowly gulps]
Lake: [slowly begins to leave the studio]
Twain: [Raises his hand to Lake]
Lake: What now ?!!!
Twain: ...just wondering .. what does .. ISFLY .. mean?
Lake: [smirks to Twain]
Lake: ...your desires in your dreams little man .....
[Lake exists the studio ... the thick fog slowly exists with her]
[Lam looking stunned]
[Lam turns to Twain ]
Lam: She really hates you old boy ...
Twain: [smiles] .. Naw !!
Twain: She loves me !
Twain: She was just teasing !
Lam: Are you quite certain there chap ?
Twain: We had our night in Paris back in '39 ...
Lam: What ?!!!
Twain: ....but alas, our time for this interview is quickly fleeting.
Lam: ..not quickly enough for me!
Twain: [looks through his old Arts Material Box]
Twain: Hmm? I think I still have some old 'Parting Gifts' if you might be interested? A tube of Puce perhaps ?
Lam: No thanks .. I'm happy just to leave this place .. I'm breaking into hives as it is !! ...
Twain: Thank you for the drop in Lam ...
Lam: Oh Twain ... don't mention it old friend ..
Lam: ... not to anyone !!!
Lam: ..could ruin my good name
Twain: [nods] I fully understand
Lam: Have a good week ahead
Twain: You as well ...
Twain: Watch out for that loose
board on your way out on the steps .... ..........................
Twain: .............Hm... sorry... too late.
*FIN*
This interview was brought to you in part by HBO and your local PBS Stations .. Thank you !
Cozy Sunday ..... đź’–
sim: The Rusty Nail
uber: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Solace/41/177/33
With Twain's Very Special Guest Interview: Lam Erin !!!
Twain: Welcome Lam !
Lam: Always a pleasure my friend
Twain: Really ? ..
Lam: No ..
Twain: Oh
Lam: [Looks at his cell phone]
Lam: I really don't have time
for this today ....
Twain: Why did you look at your
cell phone ?
Lam: To check the time. Why else?
Twain: Why not just look at your watch ?
Lam: .......just how old are you really ?
Twain: [blushes]
Lam: Rumors abound.
Twain: I'm 97 ... just turned ....
but I feel 87 ...
Lam: Twain ! I do not suffer fools gladly !!
Twain: Nor do I .. I suppose some people must ... ?
Lam: What ?
Twain: You know .. suffer fools gladly .. Have a smile on their face upon meeting a fool, slap their knee in joy, gaffaw .. all that.
Lam: [sighs]
Lam: I see no growth in you at all !
Twain: You mean as a photo Artist or as a person ?
Lam: Exactly !!!
Twain: What about my new photo up there ?
Lam: [Has a quick look ]
Lam: I'm not impressed.
Lam: It needs some of Ethan.
Twain: Ethan Lane Jaymes ?
Lam: [nods]
Lam: It needs his Sweat !
Lam: It needs his Lighting !
Lam: It needs his Pheromones !
Twain: [nods and nods]
Twain: This is all true.
Twain: Let's talk about you now shall we ?
Lam: Yes, .. please.
Lam: I'm much more interesting
Twain: I noticed you've been posting your photo Art more so recently.
Lam: Yes I have.
Lam: My main field of interest
Lam: Frontotemporal Surgery
Lam: Had been taking up most of my time in recent months ...
Twain: Yes .. your practice and first love of brain surgery
Lam: [nods] As you lay people would say it ...
Twain: You are quite wealthy, correct ?
Lam: [smiles].. Beyond wealthy, yes ...
Twain: So that beautiful 'gold effect' on your Landscape photos ....
Lam: Yes Twain .. it is pure gold dust .. for flair effect.
Twain: 'Wow' .....
[suddenly Twain's little stage door opens and Maggie Runo steps in onto the stage] [Lam's jaw goes askew]
[Lam pokes Twain .........
Lam: ..is that Maggie Runo ?!!!!
Twain: Yes
Lam: Do you know her ?
Twain: Yes .. why ?
Lam: Could you get me her
Autograph ..... ?
Twain: .. well ? I dun'no ? ..
Maggie: Hi Twain ..
Twain: Hi Maggie
Maggie: So this is your little Studio ?
Twain: [nods]
Maggie: It needs a lot of Texture work ..
Twain: Yes indeed it does ..
[Maggie looks over to Lam]
Maggie: Who's the guy ?
Twain: Oh .., um, Maggie Runo,
Allow me to introduce you to Lam Erin.
Lam: [blushes a bit]
Lam: I've been a huge fan of your photo Art for some time now Ms Runo !
Maggie: Indeed ?! Please call me Maggie. [gentle smile]
Twain: Maggie?
Maggie: Yes Twain ?
Twain: Will you be posting again soon ?
Lam: Yes.. Yes ! Please do post !
Maggie: I'm rather busy these days .. but.. [places her nimble fingers to her chin] .. I'll give it a think.
Maggie: Lam. If you are ever in the area come over and I'll show you my home and studio.
Lam: [Gawks in disbelief]
Lam: Would be my honor Ms. Runo !
Maggie: [gentle smile as she leaves the studio ...]
Lam: Her photo work is ..is ...
Twain: Yes .. I know. Amazing.
Lam: I strive to be like her someday.
Lam: Is she aware of my photo Art ?
Twain: I showed her your page just yesterday.
Lam: You know her ?!!!
Twain: Yes ? .. We are friends.
Lam: Has she given you her Autograph ?!!
Twain: Naturally ... ? .....
Lam: [somewhat tortured look on his face]
[suddenly the small studio door opens again ... a mysterious white fog descends thick upon the studio floor almost engulfing both Twain and Lam .. as Lake Solee slowly steps out of the Fog dressed in a 1940's French Classic outfit ... such as this one:
www.etsy.com/listing/959892383/40s-1940s-fashion-french-d...
Holding a vintage cigarette with a classic holder such as this :
[Walking directly up to Twain in her 9 inch sharp high heel shoes .... grabbing him by his shirt collar and pulling him to her face nose-to-nose and begins to speak with a slight French accent]
Lake: 'No, .. no, ..this time, ...I will not kiss you as I did three years ago ... you still disgust me beyond repulsion ! ...but ... [let's go of Twain as she throws him back into his studio chair with a swift hard force that nearly breaks both his back shoulder blades !
Twain: ...no kiss ? wrong lipstick?
Lake: [arm to forehead] ..'No' ...
Twain: My mesh breath ? ..
Lake: 'No' ....
Twain: Why then ? ...
Lake: You , ... you disgust me so much ...
Lake: tu es inférieur au vermon. comment oserais-je embrasser une chose immonde comme toi ?!!
Lam: I see her point Twain ..
Lake: Merci Lam .. vous cher homme.
Twain: I dun'no .. I wrote you a better scene in the script from three years ago Lake ...
Lake: Perhaps .... but now I must take my leave ...
Lake: My Blue Phoenix awaits me .. and my heart awaits his ....
Twain: Um ? .. Lake ? ...
Lake: Yes Twain .. you miserable mouse !
Twain: I was just wondering ..what exactly is a Blue Phoenix?
Twain: Is he a bird that was re born from the ashes and rose and took you with him from some planet that ....... mushy and ? ..
Lake: [with fire in her eyes takes out a short sharp knife and places it quickly to Twain's neck .....hisses in Twain's ear]
Lake: 'I have killed men for saying less .... watch your tongue little man !!!! ' Least you have none !!!!! '
Twain: [very slowly gulps]
Lake: [slowly begins to leave the studio]
Twain: [Raises his hand to Lake]
Lake: What now ?!!!
Twain: ...just wondering .. what does .. ISFLY .. mean?
Lake: [smirks to Twain]
Lake: ...your desires in your dreams little man .....
[Lake exists the studio ... the thick fog slowly exists with her]
[Lam looking stunned]
[Lam turns to Twain ]
Lam: She really hates you old boy ...
Twain: [smiles] .. Naw !!
Twain: She loves me !
Twain: She was just teasing !
Lam: Are you quite certain there chap ?
Twain: We had our night in Paris back in '39 ...
Lam: What ?!!!
Twain: ....but alas, our time for this interview is quickly fleeting.
Lam: ..not quickly enough for me!
Twain: [looks through his old Arts Material Box]
Twain: Hmm? I think I still have some old 'Parting Gifts' if you might be interested? A tube of Puce perhaps ?
Lam: No thanks .. I'm happy just to leave this place .. I'm breaking into hives as it is !! ...
Twain: Thank you for the drop in Lam ...
Lam: Oh Twain ... don't mention it old friend ..
Lam: ... not to anyone !!!
Lam: ..could ruin my good name
Twain: [nods] I fully understand
Lam: Have a good week ahead
Twain: You as well ...
Twain: Watch out for that loose
board on your way out on the steps .... ..........................
Twain: .............Hm... sorry... too late.
*FIN*
This interview was brought to you in part by HBO and your local PBS Stations .. Thank you !