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Cozy Sunday ..... đź’–

sim: The Rusty Nail

uber: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Solace/41/177/33

 

With Twain's Very Special Guest Interview: Lam Erin !!!

 

Twain: Welcome Lam !

Lam: Always a pleasure my friend

Twain: Really ? ..

Lam: No ..

Twain: Oh

Lam: [Looks at his cell phone]

Lam: I really don't have time

for this today ....

Twain: Why did you look at your

cell phone ?

Lam: To check the time. Why else?

Twain: Why not just look at your watch ?

Lam: .......just how old are you really ?

Twain: [blushes]

Lam: Rumors abound.

Twain: I'm 97 ... just turned ....

but I feel 87 ...

Lam: Twain ! I do not suffer fools gladly !!

Twain: Nor do I .. I suppose some people must ... ?

Lam: What ?

Twain: You know .. suffer fools gladly .. Have a smile on their face upon meeting a fool, slap their knee in joy, gaffaw .. all that.

Lam: [sighs]

Lam: I see no growth in you at all !

Twain: You mean as a photo Artist or as a person ?

Lam: Exactly !!!

Twain: What about my new photo up there ?

Lam: [Has a quick look ]

Lam: I'm not impressed.

Lam: It needs some of Ethan.

Twain: Ethan Lane Jaymes ?

Lam: [nods]

Lam: It needs his Sweat !

Lam: It needs his Lighting !

Lam: It needs his Pheromones !

Twain: [nods and nods]

Twain: This is all true.

Twain: Let's talk about you now shall we ?

Lam: Yes, .. please.

Lam: I'm much more interesting

Twain: I noticed you've been posting your photo Art more so recently.

Lam: Yes I have.

Lam: My main field of interest

Lam: Frontotemporal Surgery

Lam: Had been taking up most of my time in recent months ...

Twain: Yes .. your practice and first love of brain surgery

Lam: [nods] As you lay people would say it ...

Twain: You are quite wealthy, correct ?

Lam: [smiles].. Beyond wealthy, yes ...

Twain: So that beautiful 'gold effect' on your Landscape photos ....

Lam: Yes Twain .. it is pure gold dust .. for flair effect.

Twain: 'Wow' .....

[suddenly Twain's little stage door opens and Maggie Runo steps in onto the stage] [Lam's jaw goes askew]

[Lam pokes Twain .........

Lam: ..is that Maggie Runo ?!!!!

Twain: Yes

Lam: Do you know her ?

Twain: Yes .. why ?

Lam: Could you get me her

Autograph ..... ?

Twain: .. well ? I dun'no ? ..

Maggie: Hi Twain ..

Twain: Hi Maggie

Maggie: So this is your little Studio ?

Twain: [nods]

Maggie: It needs a lot of Texture work ..

Twain: Yes indeed it does ..

[Maggie looks over to Lam]

Maggie: Who's the guy ?

Twain: Oh .., um, Maggie Runo,

Allow me to introduce you to Lam Erin.

Lam: [blushes a bit]

Lam: I've been a huge fan of your photo Art for some time now Ms Runo !

Maggie: Indeed ?! Please call me Maggie. [gentle smile]

Twain: Maggie?

Maggie: Yes Twain ?

Twain: Will you be posting again soon ?

Lam: Yes.. Yes ! Please do post !

Maggie: I'm rather busy these days .. but.. [places her nimble fingers to her chin] .. I'll give it a think.

Maggie: Lam. If you are ever in the area come over and I'll show you my home and studio.

Lam: [Gawks in disbelief]

Lam: Would be my honor Ms. Runo !

Maggie: [gentle smile as she leaves the studio ...]

Lam: Her photo work is ..is ...

Twain: Yes .. I know. Amazing.

Lam: I strive to be like her someday.

Lam: Is she aware of my photo Art ?

Twain: I showed her your page just yesterday.

Lam: You know her ?!!!

Twain: Yes ? .. We are friends.

Lam: Has she given you her Autograph ?!!

Twain: Naturally ... ? .....

Lam: [somewhat tortured look on his face]

[suddenly the small studio door opens again ... a mysterious white fog descends thick upon the studio floor almost engulfing both Twain and Lam .. as Lake Solee slowly steps out of the Fog dressed in a 1940's French Classic outfit ... such as this one:

 

www.etsy.com/listing/959892383/40s-1940s-fashion-french-d...

 

Holding a vintage cigarette with a classic holder such as this :

 

www.ebay.com/itm/144378880143

 

[Walking directly up to Twain in her 9 inch sharp high heel shoes .... grabbing him by his shirt collar and pulling him to her face nose-to-nose and begins to speak with a slight French accent]

 

Lake: 'No, .. no, ..this time, ...I will not kiss you as I did three years ago ... you still disgust me beyond repulsion ! ...but ... [let's go of Twain as she throws him back into his studio chair with a swift hard force that nearly breaks both his back shoulder blades !

Twain: ...no kiss ? wrong lipstick?

Lake: [arm to forehead] ..'No' ...

Twain: My mesh breath ? ..

Lake: 'No' ....

Twain: Why then ? ...

Lake: You , ... you disgust me so much ...

Lake: tu es inférieur au vermon. comment oserais-je embrasser une chose immonde comme toi ?!!

Lam: I see her point Twain ..

Lake: Merci Lam .. vous cher homme.

Twain: I dun'no .. I wrote you a better scene in the script from three years ago Lake ...

Lake: Perhaps .... but now I must take my leave ...

Lake: My Blue Phoenix awaits me .. and my heart awaits his ....

Twain: Um ? .. Lake ? ...

Lake: Yes Twain .. you miserable mouse !

Twain: I was just wondering ..what exactly is a Blue Phoenix?

Twain: Is he a bird that was re born from the ashes and rose and took you with him from some planet that ....... mushy and ? ..

Lake: [with fire in her eyes takes out a short sharp knife and places it quickly to Twain's neck .....hisses in Twain's ear]

Lake: 'I have killed men for saying less .... watch your tongue little man !!!! ' Least you have none !!!!! '

Twain: [very slowly gulps]

Lake: [slowly begins to leave the studio]

Twain: [Raises his hand to Lake]

Lake: What now ?!!!

Twain: ...just wondering .. what does .. ISFLY .. mean?

Lake: [smirks to Twain]

Lake: ...your desires in your dreams little man .....

[Lake exists the studio ... the thick fog slowly exists with her]

[Lam looking stunned]

[Lam turns to Twain ]

Lam: She really hates you old boy ...

Twain: [smiles] .. Naw !!

Twain: She loves me !

Twain: She was just teasing !

Lam: Are you quite certain there chap ?

Twain: We had our night in Paris back in '39 ...

Lam: What ?!!!

Twain: ....but alas, our time for this interview is quickly fleeting.

Lam: ..not quickly enough for me!

Twain: [looks through his old Arts Material Box]

Twain: Hmm? I think I still have some old 'Parting Gifts' if you might be interested? A tube of Puce perhaps ?

Lam: No thanks .. I'm happy just to leave this place .. I'm breaking into hives as it is !! ...

Twain: Thank you for the drop in Lam ...

Lam: Oh Twain ... don't mention it old friend ..

Lam: ... not to anyone !!!

Lam: ..could ruin my good name

Twain: [nods] I fully understand

Lam: Have a good week ahead

Twain: You as well ...

Twain: Watch out for that loose

board on your way out on the steps .... ..........................

Twain: .............Hm... sorry... too late.

 

*FIN*

 

This interview was brought to you in part by HBO and your local PBS Stations .. Thank you !

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Uploaded on October 30, 2022