'Days Of Wine And Roses' .....💖

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Executive Producer:

Ethan Lane Jaymes

Director:

Ethan Lane Jaymes

Written By:

Twain Orfan

 

[Ethan is nervously pacing back and forth on Twain's studio back

lot]

 

Ethan: We need more ties !

Twain: Shall we start this

Twain: Interview about

Twain: LGBTQ rights ??

Ethan: [rolls his eyes]

Ethan: Not now Twain !!

Ethan: I have a $40 Million

Ethan: Production to do for

Ethan: the Cable Network AMC !

Twain: .......oh ?

Twain: Why do it here ?

Ethan: Your back lot was cheap

Ethan: .. to use ..

Twain: [nods]

Twain: What kind of ties are you .

Ethan: Men's ties !! ...

Twain: Men's ties ??? ...

Ethan: Very important !!

Ethan: The opening scene !!

Ethan: .... to die for !!!

[Eva shows up]

Eva: ... Ethan ? What do you

Eva: .. need me for ?

Twain: [blushes] .. Hi Eva ..

Eva: [looks to Twain ..

Eva: Quickly back to Ethan ...]

Ethan: Thank God you made it !!

Ethan: I need you for part of my

Ethan: Production ..!!

Eva: [nods] .What do I do ?

Ethan: [Looks down at his script]

Ethan: ..At exatly 2 minutes and

21 seconds, you enter with a wooden stick, and you remove a pink bra from a bathroom ..and you walk away ..

Eva: ....but, .. I don't do scenes like that ! I'm not that kind of woman !

Ethan: [Rolls his eyes] Eva !

Ethan: Wake up ! Smell Coffee !

Ethan: You are playing a character !

Eva: [slowly nods]

Ethan: This will expand your career ! ..

Eva: What is my facial expression ?

Ethan: A bit like a Mona Lisa Smile ...

Eva: [nods] ... I'll do it ...

Ethan: Good! We need you!

[Pia shows up on the set]

Pia: ...Ethan ? What do you need me for ?

Ethan: Viagra

Pia: The medication ?

Ethan: [nods]

Pia: Wait ? If a guy looks at me

and they still need Viagra .. ?

Ethan: No. No. Nooooooo.

Ethan: At exactly 1 minute and 56 seconds we show your hand picking up a box of Viagra ...

Pia: Why ?

Ethan: It's only your hand being shown and it pays 20,000.00

Pia: Lindens ?

Ethan: This is AMC .. Dollars !!!

Pia: Hmmm.... I'll do it !!!!

Ethan: [smiles]

[Pengu shows up on stage]

Ethan !!!! .. How can I help ?!!

Ethan : [smiles]

Ethan: I need you for a scene ..

...You carry off a Statue at exactly : 41 seconds into filming. The camera follows you for a moment. You'll need to grow your beard out just a bit.

Pengu: Of course I'll do it !!

Ethan: Thanks Pengu !!

[Ali shows up on stage]

Ali: .. What am I doing here ?

Ethan: I'm doing a shoot for AMC

Ali: [nods]

Ethan: I'd like you to be a part of it ..

Ali: What do I do ?

Ethan: You grab a painting off a wall .... at exactly 58 seconds into the filming

Ali: ...let me see ...

Ali: ....but ? ..I don't look anything like this woman ?

Ethan: [nods] You'll need to gain a little weight for this role ...

Ali: .. I dun'no ?? ...

Ethan: It pays 40,000. 00

Ali: ... Lindens ?

Ethan: This is AMC ! Dollars !!

Ali: Oh .. how long is the shooting?

Ethan: For your scene ?

Ethan: ...hmm? . About 6 hours.

Ali: I'll do it !!

Ethan: [smiles]

Ethan: Thanks Ali !!!

[Zakk shows up on stage]

Zakk: Hey Ethan !

Ethan: Zakk !!

Zakk: What's going on ?

Ethan: How'd you like to carry

a few suits for me ?

Zakk: You mean men's suits ?

Ethan: [nods] It's for an opening shot for an AMC production.

Zakk: Cool !!!

Ethan: The camera is on you at exactly 1 minute and 4 seconds into filming and it rolls with you for a short time ..

Zakk: Do I look 'cool'

Ethan: Yes .. and a bit older ..

We use make up .. you look very debonair .. and you have attitude as you walk by.

Zakk: ...Great !! I love it !!!

Ethan: [smiles]

Twain: ...Ethan ?

Ethan: Yes ? ....

Twain: I think all those fancy Men Ties that you were waiting for have just arrived ... there's a wide assortment to select from.

Ethan: [Ethan's face lights up]

Ethan: Yessssssssssssssss

Ethan: These ties will make or break the entire film !!!!

Ethan: The first 35 seconds ...

Ethan: I have the most creative opening .. it came to me in a dream ... these ties are invaluable !!!! .... I had them in a vision .... I'm so happy now !!!

Twain: Hey, ah, Ethan ......

Ethan: Yes Twain ? ...

Twain: So, um, ....you're using the backlot of my studio .........

Ethan: Yes ..?

Twain: So shouldn't I get a little taste of the cut here .. ?

Ethan: ...of course you are ...

Twain: [smiles] .. So ....what's my cut exactly ? ...

Ethan: ..... 5000.00

Twain: Wow.. 5000.00 Dollars ?!!

Ethan: .. No ... 5000.00 Lindens

Twain: Oh .... [sighs]

Twain: Okay ... I'll do it !

[Twain begins to walk away ...]

Ethan: ... Twain...where are you going ? ....

Twain: I was going to talk to Eva for a while ... why ?

Ethan : [shakes his head 'no']

Ethan: Sorry Twain .. it's in Eva's contract ... no talking with Twain

Twain: Really ? ...Why ?

Ethan: [shrugs]

Twain: Dang !! ...

Ethan: [claps his hands together]

Ethan: [shouts]

Ethan: OKAY PEOPLE ......

Ethan: EVERYONE ..LET'S

GET STARTED ....

[ 2 weeks later .......

end of Production ... ]

Ethan: .. Oh My God !!!

Ethan: This turned out way better than I ever expected !!!!

Ethan: Okay .... now when you watch this .....

Ethan: before you hit the 'play button' ... make the screen

LARGE FORMAT .. LARGE AS YOU CAN ...' ... or it won't be worth watching .... the 'Magic' won't be there .... Once the screen is in LARGE FORMAT ..then hit 'play' and everyone ENJOY the hard labor you each put into this !!!!! ... I'm so proud of each and everyone of you !!!!

 

[REMEMBER TO WATCH IN LARGE FORMAT FOR BEST VIEWING EXPERIENCE]

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdHN1ey1oM4&t=41s

 

 

 

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