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Not this old fool again
Yefrid Howler scratched his head and frowned at his crystal ball. "Not much to go on, but I'll do my best," He muttered. He studied the crystal ball for a moment, murmuring quietly before nodding. "Yes, yes, love - of course! All young fillies search desperately for love, don't they? And this year your quest comes to fruition, yes, hm. I seeeee... A charming snake, or perhaps you're the snake charmer? I seeee... Candied words sprawled on a page, faces gone purple, a tub of baked beans - why, I do believe, yo'll find love with a young man who hath an adoration for flatulence. Or maybe the menus at Hogwarts have become rather... limited." He shrugged. "I also seeee... next week's lottery numbers are 4, 14, 23, 46, 47 and 59."
Whatever.
Not this old fool again
Yefrid Howler scratched his head and frowned at his crystal ball. "Not much to go on, but I'll do my best," He muttered. He studied the crystal ball for a moment, murmuring quietly before nodding. "Yes, yes, love - of course! All young fillies search desperately for love, don't they? And this year your quest comes to fruition, yes, hm. I seeeee... A charming snake, or perhaps you're the snake charmer? I seeee... Candied words sprawled on a page, faces gone purple, a tub of baked beans - why, I do believe, yo'll find love with a young man who hath an adoration for flatulence. Or maybe the menus at Hogwarts have become rather... limited." He shrugged. "I also seeee... next week's lottery numbers are 4, 14, 23, 46, 47 and 59."
Whatever.