Brian + H & H
Megarocket
Did you see the television coverage a few weeks back of a failed rocket engine test (known as ‘Hot Fire’) at Stennis Space Centre, in Mississippi where an eight minute engine test had to be shut down after one minute.🔥🙈
As you know this is described as NASA's new 'Megarocket' which consists of four engines. As always both Hoof and Horace are on 24hr call out as technical engineering advisers and fixers on these space projects.🐎🐷🚀
However due to ongoing travel restrictions H & H have been unable to launch their intergalactic Typhoon space craft which transports them from the village to any of the launch sites on the other side of the world in about 10 minutes.
In view of current travel restrictions Hoof & Horace have mothballed their Typhoon in the shed of our field, yet once a week they go and fire the engines up in order to keep the battery charged, kick the tyres and check the screen washer fluid (hope you all do the same with your vehicles at the moment)😷🚙
Under normal circumstances H & H would be hands on in the field and fix these issues with their socket sets, however like all of us they have had to adapt during these unprecedented times and are fully geared up to give advice or carry out repairs on a remote basis through their on line digital channel, www.bodgeittakethemoneyandrun.com 🔧🔨🔩⚙️
Horace figured out that the NASA engineers got the firing order incorrect, he has told them they must have used the Mk 1 Ford Escort firing order of 1,2,4,3. Instead of the more conventional Morris Marina firing order of 1,3,4,2.
Sure enough, the engineers swapped the plug leads around and 15 hours ago on live TV the four massive engines were fired up and successfully completed the eight minute test without a hitch. 🐷👍
Hoof & Horace have asked that their renumeration be paid direct into their thinking account at Sharp’s Brewery.
Thank you for viewing my photos, the comments and banter you leave are much appreciated.
Have a good weekend🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷💃🐎🐷😎
Megarocket
Did you see the television coverage a few weeks back of a failed rocket engine test (known as ‘Hot Fire’) at Stennis Space Centre, in Mississippi where an eight minute engine test had to be shut down after one minute.🔥🙈
As you know this is described as NASA's new 'Megarocket' which consists of four engines. As always both Hoof and Horace are on 24hr call out as technical engineering advisers and fixers on these space projects.🐎🐷🚀
However due to ongoing travel restrictions H & H have been unable to launch their intergalactic Typhoon space craft which transports them from the village to any of the launch sites on the other side of the world in about 10 minutes.
In view of current travel restrictions Hoof & Horace have mothballed their Typhoon in the shed of our field, yet once a week they go and fire the engines up in order to keep the battery charged, kick the tyres and check the screen washer fluid (hope you all do the same with your vehicles at the moment)😷🚙
Under normal circumstances H & H would be hands on in the field and fix these issues with their socket sets, however like all of us they have had to adapt during these unprecedented times and are fully geared up to give advice or carry out repairs on a remote basis through their on line digital channel, www.bodgeittakethemoneyandrun.com 🔧🔨🔩⚙️
Horace figured out that the NASA engineers got the firing order incorrect, he has told them they must have used the Mk 1 Ford Escort firing order of 1,2,4,3. Instead of the more conventional Morris Marina firing order of 1,3,4,2.
Sure enough, the engineers swapped the plug leads around and 15 hours ago on live TV the four massive engines were fired up and successfully completed the eight minute test without a hitch. 🐷👍
Hoof & Horace have asked that their renumeration be paid direct into their thinking account at Sharp’s Brewery.
Thank you for viewing my photos, the comments and banter you leave are much appreciated.
Have a good weekend🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷💃🐎🐷😎