Brian + H & H
Key Moment
May I wish you a very healthy and peaceful New Year, where there is light there is hope.๐We will get through this.
Right, down to business, do you all remember the dear old fellow who moved into the village during 2019 called Walter Penrose, he fitted in well as he had the look of a rascal you know the type, rosy alcohol fuelled cheeks, big moustache, and a laugh to go with it, plus an interesting looking wine cellar, we like interesting looking wine cellars donโt we Horace.๐ท๐๐ท๐ท๐ท
Could you all move a bit closer to your radio as I have something that requires whispering, so keep it to yourselves please. Our Walter has been courting Dorothy Trethewey, yes the lady who is the President of the village runner bean growing society.๐
Just before Christmas Walter had gone to a quiet nearby market town in order to purchase a present for Dorothy, and no it wasnโt something for her bottom drawer.
With an item suitably purchased and gift wrapped by a very obliging shop assistant, Walter began walking back to his car when he panicked a bit as he could not find his car keys.๐๐๐๐
He recalled Dorothy telling him off on many occasions for leaving the keys in his car and it would serve him right if one day his car was stolen.
Well Walter got to the car park no car!๐๐ฑ
So Walter phoned the Police, he was honest and said he had been a numpty, left the keys in the car and it had been stolen. ๐ฎโ๏ธ๐
Then poor old Walter had to make a very difficult phone call, (have you seen the blood drain from someones face in a millisecond, Walters did) yes to tell Dorothy that he had left his keys in the car and it had been stolen, there was quite a period of silence, in fact Walter thought Dorothy had cut him off. โ๏ธ
Then the silence was broken, Dorothy shouted down the phone, โYou idiot Walter are you kidding me, I dropped you offโ.๐ก๐น
Well poor old Walter did feel embarrassed and he went a bit sheepish, however he responded โmy dear little sugar plumb pie could you collect me pleaseโ, to which Dorothy said โI will as soon as I can convince this policeman that I didnโt steal your carโ.
Thank you so much for viewing my photos, the comments and banter are so appreciated, take care out there.
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Key Moment
May I wish you a very healthy and peaceful New Year, where there is light there is hope.๐We will get through this.
Right, down to business, do you all remember the dear old fellow who moved into the village during 2019 called Walter Penrose, he fitted in well as he had the look of a rascal you know the type, rosy alcohol fuelled cheeks, big moustache, and a laugh to go with it, plus an interesting looking wine cellar, we like interesting looking wine cellars donโt we Horace.๐ท๐๐ท๐ท๐ท
Could you all move a bit closer to your radio as I have something that requires whispering, so keep it to yourselves please. Our Walter has been courting Dorothy Trethewey, yes the lady who is the President of the village runner bean growing society.๐
Just before Christmas Walter had gone to a quiet nearby market town in order to purchase a present for Dorothy, and no it wasnโt something for her bottom drawer.
With an item suitably purchased and gift wrapped by a very obliging shop assistant, Walter began walking back to his car when he panicked a bit as he could not find his car keys.๐๐๐๐
He recalled Dorothy telling him off on many occasions for leaving the keys in his car and it would serve him right if one day his car was stolen.
Well Walter got to the car park no car!๐๐ฑ
So Walter phoned the Police, he was honest and said he had been a numpty, left the keys in the car and it had been stolen. ๐ฎโ๏ธ๐
Then poor old Walter had to make a very difficult phone call, (have you seen the blood drain from someones face in a millisecond, Walters did) yes to tell Dorothy that he had left his keys in the car and it had been stolen, there was quite a period of silence, in fact Walter thought Dorothy had cut him off. โ๏ธ
Then the silence was broken, Dorothy shouted down the phone, โYou idiot Walter are you kidding me, I dropped you offโ.๐ก๐น
Well poor old Walter did feel embarrassed and he went a bit sheepish, however he responded โmy dear little sugar plumb pie could you collect me pleaseโ, to which Dorothy said โI will as soon as I can convince this policeman that I didnโt steal your carโ.
Thank you so much for viewing my photos, the comments and banter are so appreciated, take care out there.
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