Brian + H & H
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Following a hearty dinner served to perfection by Mrs P, Horace suggested we all retire to the snug and talk about days gone by over a few double strength Port and Brandyβs. π₯π·π·
Hoof sat in his Rocking chair while Mrs P and I listened to Horace reminiscing about his days at University. Oh yes ever since he was a piglet and watched the first moon landings, aeronautics has been his chosen career path and therefore pursued a masters degree in the advanced science of rocket engine technology. ππ¨ππ
Horace went on to tell us of quite an interesting evening while he was quietly studying in the corner of the bar at his university, when he noticed a lady walk in and order a drink.ππ
The lady was in the course of ordering her drink when she let go one almighty sneeze, with that her glass eye flew out, well quick as a flash Horace dived to his right and caught the glass eye. As you know Horace was the university first team wicket keeper so to him this was like taking a snick off a batsmanβs fine edge.
Horace in his very gentlemanly manner took the glass eye over to the lady at the bar who was trying to hide her embarrassment. Horace introduced himself and handed over the eye, (he always was a good pupil)π·π
The lady asked Horace if he would like a drink, well in a millisecond back came the answer βthat would be very kind of you, five pints of lager and a couple of whisky chasers to begin with pleaseβ.πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπ·π·
Horace went on to tell us that in fact they had much in common (yea right, there is another squadron flying over) and they continued chatting away, with that the lady asked Horace if he would like to join her for dinner, he duly accepted, they were getting on like a house on fire. π
Following a few after dinner drinks, she asked Horace to her room for the night, (come on its not what you think) she had a big scalextric track with tight curves she wanted to show Horace.
Well next morning they had breakfast together before they went their separate ways, Horace said to the lady, βdo you mind me asking but do you treat all strangers as well as you treated meβ no she responded it was just that you caught my eye.π³π³ππ·
Thank you so much for viewing my photos.
Your banter and comments are so appreciated, have a good weekend.
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Retina Display
Following a hearty dinner served to perfection by Mrs P, Horace suggested we all retire to the snug and talk about days gone by over a few double strength Port and Brandyβs. π₯π·π·
Hoof sat in his Rocking chair while Mrs P and I listened to Horace reminiscing about his days at University. Oh yes ever since he was a piglet and watched the first moon landings, aeronautics has been his chosen career path and therefore pursued a masters degree in the advanced science of rocket engine technology. ππ¨ππ
Horace went on to tell us of quite an interesting evening while he was quietly studying in the corner of the bar at his university, when he noticed a lady walk in and order a drink.ππ
The lady was in the course of ordering her drink when she let go one almighty sneeze, with that her glass eye flew out, well quick as a flash Horace dived to his right and caught the glass eye. As you know Horace was the university first team wicket keeper so to him this was like taking a snick off a batsmanβs fine edge.
Horace in his very gentlemanly manner took the glass eye over to the lady at the bar who was trying to hide her embarrassment. Horace introduced himself and handed over the eye, (he always was a good pupil)π·π
The lady asked Horace if he would like a drink, well in a millisecond back came the answer βthat would be very kind of you, five pints of lager and a couple of whisky chasers to begin with pleaseβ.πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπ·π·
Horace went on to tell us that in fact they had much in common (yea right, there is another squadron flying over) and they continued chatting away, with that the lady asked Horace if he would like to join her for dinner, he duly accepted, they were getting on like a house on fire. π
Following a few after dinner drinks, she asked Horace to her room for the night, (come on its not what you think) she had a big scalextric track with tight curves she wanted to show Horace.
Well next morning they had breakfast together before they went their separate ways, Horace said to the lady, βdo you mind me asking but do you treat all strangers as well as you treated meβ no she responded it was just that you caught my eye.π³π³ππ·
Thank you so much for viewing my photos.
Your banter and comments are so appreciated, have a good weekend.
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