Pursuit

Hoof and Horace have recently received correspondence about a certain two well known ladies here in the village, under normal circumstances the two individuals in question are normally at the centre of all things mischievous.

It just so happens that prior to lockdown both Trixie Trebillcock and Mrs Trebogus were in fact using the services of a local dating agency, ‘Silver Slickers’ in order to spice up certain areas of their lives.🐎🐷👵👵

 

At this point it must be pointed out that both Trixie and Mrs Trebogus are looooove machines😘😘💕💕 who’s needs are many fold, therefore they have adapted very quickly to an ever changing situation.

 

It doesn’t need me to tell you that the world is a very different place now, so undeterred our ladies have created their own on line dating agency through Zoom and called it “Ditchim Quick & Hyde”.💃💃

 

Our ladies have no difficulty whatsoever in attracting various suitors, as both ladies present themselves impeccably. Prior to a date both ladies always polish their hobnails boots, iron their engineering overalls, and to complete the ensemble they rub a bit of WD-40 behind their ears in order to smell nice.👢👢

 

As this is a new avenue which our Mrs T’s are venturing out on, there will be further reportage as their search continues.🙈😱

 

I will leave you with this thought, If you don’t want a bull to charge you, take away it’s credit card.

 

Thank you so much for looking at my photos, the banter and comments are so appreciated, take care and enjoy the weekend.

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