Brian + H & H
Departing
News Flash⚡️⚡️⚡️
For all botty coughing aficionados, Horace🐷 has just got wind of the following statement, which has just been released in the last few minutes, with the emphasis on released.💨🙈💨
The village synchronised botty coughing team have announced that due to current circumstances and restrictions, they will be putting their much anticipated exhibition tour on hold, well there might be the odd brrrrp as many of the competitors are of a mature age and muscle control is not what it use to be.👵👵👵👵
When interviewed over Zoom by members of the worlds press associations, Mrs Trebillcock who had been appointed team captain as winner of the inaugural village freestyle botty coughing championship expressed much disappointment on behalf of the team saying “that after weeks of hard practice, sweat and tears they were completely deflated by the decision and it had taken the wind out of their sails”.😭😢😭
She went on to say, that all of the squad were a credit to their profession, not once did they miss a training session, plus they had diligently stuck to a very special diet of high octane curries, beans, mixed spices, all washed down by copious amounts of Sharp’s Doom Bar in order to keep in the peak of condition.
Two of the ladies who cannot be named for legal reasons in fact needed extra coaching, so out of their own pocket employed a private tooter.💁♀️🔔🔔
Mrs Trebillcock also praised the team members on how immaculate they had kept their uniforms, as there was always going to be the odd mishap when practicing new moves. 💨💩🙈
Mrs T concluded her statement by saying, “With a keen wind, training sessions will hopefully resume with much gusto in 2021”.💪💪💪💪🍺🍺💨💨💨
I will leave you with this thought,
Why does everyone think that Piglet broke wind, because he plays with Pooh.
Thank you so much for viewing my photos, I get a lot of fun capturing them.
Your banter and comments are so appreciated, take care out there.
🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷💃🐎🐷😎😂😂😂
Departing
News Flash⚡️⚡️⚡️
For all botty coughing aficionados, Horace🐷 has just got wind of the following statement, which has just been released in the last few minutes, with the emphasis on released.💨🙈💨
The village synchronised botty coughing team have announced that due to current circumstances and restrictions, they will be putting their much anticipated exhibition tour on hold, well there might be the odd brrrrp as many of the competitors are of a mature age and muscle control is not what it use to be.👵👵👵👵
When interviewed over Zoom by members of the worlds press associations, Mrs Trebillcock who had been appointed team captain as winner of the inaugural village freestyle botty coughing championship expressed much disappointment on behalf of the team saying “that after weeks of hard practice, sweat and tears they were completely deflated by the decision and it had taken the wind out of their sails”.😭😢😭
She went on to say, that all of the squad were a credit to their profession, not once did they miss a training session, plus they had diligently stuck to a very special diet of high octane curries, beans, mixed spices, all washed down by copious amounts of Sharp’s Doom Bar in order to keep in the peak of condition.
Two of the ladies who cannot be named for legal reasons in fact needed extra coaching, so out of their own pocket employed a private tooter.💁♀️🔔🔔
Mrs Trebillcock also praised the team members on how immaculate they had kept their uniforms, as there was always going to be the odd mishap when practicing new moves. 💨💩🙈
Mrs T concluded her statement by saying, “With a keen wind, training sessions will hopefully resume with much gusto in 2021”.💪💪💪💪🍺🍺💨💨💨
I will leave you with this thought,
Why does everyone think that Piglet broke wind, because he plays with Pooh.
Thank you so much for viewing my photos, I get a lot of fun capturing them.
Your banter and comments are so appreciated, take care out there.
🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷💃🐎🐷😎😂😂😂