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I am only permitted to report that this photo is one of the secret training locations the village botty coughing team use in order to perform new techniques.👀

 

The venue is being used to practice and perfect one of the most dangerous stunts ever undertaken by a botty coughing display team, yes synchronised botty coughing, timing and delivery are crucial elements of the final outcome and safety of this manoeuvre.🙈⛑

 

Once this technique has been fully approved by the CAA, it will be used during displays when the ladies are eventually allowed to go out on tour performing to the public. At the time of going to press, Polly Polkinghorne and Bertha Ruthblows were unavailable to comment on how the days testing had gone, brrrrrrp💨💨💨💨

 

It is very clear by the above footage that during rehearsals the two meter rule was fully complied with, the team are very neat in their performing arts, I repeat arts.👩🎤👨🎨🎨🎭

 

Oh I must tell you this before I go, Horace was pulled over for speeding on his skateboard travelling to this location, the officer looked at Horace and asked “have you got a police record” Horace responded, Iv’e got ‘Walking on the moon’🚓🐷🌝

 

Have a lovely weekend.👍😎

 

Thank you so much for viewing my photos, your comments and banter are so appreciated🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🐎🐷💃😎😂😂😂

 

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