Ready Sheddie Go

We are so lucky that we get Robin’s visiting our garden regularly, and one of their favourite look out points are the prunus trees.

I can hear you ask “what has caught this Robin’s attention”, funny you ask, Horace and Hoof were in our field with intricate plans and a few power tools knocking up a new shed🐦🐎🐷🔧🔨🔩⚙️

 

This shed is going to be a storage facility for spare rocket and jet engines that have suddenly become available on eBay. As Hoof said “it is quicker to replace an engine rather than down time repairing a poorly unit”.✈️🚀

 

As has been covered in some of my previous reportage, space exploration has always been very important to Hoof and Horace, we all remember the words of Neil Armstrong when he first stepped foot onto the moon “one giant leap and all that nonsense” however for some reason when Horace first stepped onto the moon his famous words were never recorded, which were, “there is no way a cow jumped over this thing”🌝🐄

 

Anyway back to the shed, it reminds me of a true story when we were at school.

One day some of the older lads were smoking behind the bike shed, a couple of my friends and I were listening in on their conversation and one lad says, “My dad can blow smoke through his nose” another lad says “well my dad can blow smoke through his ears” and the third lad says, “that’s nothing my dad can blow smoke through his butt, I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his underwear”💨💨💨💩🔥🔥🔥😁.

 

 

Going back to school days again, this is part of a poem we use to recite in primary school, which may resonate during this time.

 

Hail to the Homeland

Of thee we are a part

Great pulse of freedom

In every Cornish heart

Prompt us and guide us

Endow us with thy power

Lace us with liberty

To face this changing hour.

 

Thank you so much for viewing my photos, the comments and banter are so appreciated, take care, stay safe, keep positive🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷🐎🐷😎😂😂😂

 

 

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